[Hagimatsu] This Is How Our Rice Flower Taming Is Done

[Unconditional paragraph review has been opened☆Free articles are welcome to comment and collect☆Funze's world view is very logical] [Trouble with the name, the article will be revised slowly] This article is also called Wolf 2.0 : "How to make everyone who has been soaked in the ambiguous atmosphere of me and Youtong realize that we are really married this time" : Even if copies of the marriage certificate are distributed to the whole world, everyone still firmly believes that we are just good friends. Introduction: In order to save the number of married couples in danger due to the high love-murder rate, Mihua introduced a law out of thin air: [Alphas and omegas whose pheromone matching degree reaches 80% and are over 30 years old and unmarried will be forced to pair up] Rather than being forced to split up, it would be better to agree on a marriage with Kojinpei/Hagi to avoid this situation! After escaping the inevitable explosion, 29-year-old Police Officer Hagiwara and Officer Matsuda had a flash wedding on the same day with the idea of ​​"pretend to be married for a year and then divorce." In order to save the world (?), Hagiwara Kenji tried to preempt others and directly announced it publicly, but—— The sudden appearance of black hair that has shrunk in size, the unfamiliar yet familiar bank employee who interrupts the conversation, the squinting cat that speaks human words... Wait, why didn't I tell everyone today that he married Matsuda, a young tamer? [Facing two people sleeping in the same room on a cruise ship] Conan: Officer Hagiwara and Officer Matsuda grew up together, so sleeping in the same room is not something that needs to be done to avoid suspicion, right? Witnessing Hagi Hagi Matsumoto kissing at Polo Cafe Toru Amuro: To be able to make up your mind to pretend to be a couple just for the second free bill... As expected of you two. [The marriage certificate was seen swaggeringly placed directly on the table] Little Hiro: Are the fake certificates now so realistic? … Hagi: (Even if it hasn't developed yet) Why can't you believe that Jinpei-chan and I can develop a relationship other than the best of friends! The more frustrated he became, the braver he became, Hagiwara Kenji began to read the 100 things couples on AO must do to show their affection: 1. Wear couple clothes Pass, the two of them share a wardrobe, and even now there are cheer uniforms with the opposite names printed on them. 2. Visit the amusement park pass, they have insisted on visiting amusement parks since elementary school until now. Even Sato knows that they have annual passes to amusement parks across Japan. 3. Meet parents Xiao Zhenping and I have met each other's parents since we were 7 years old, so skip! … Skipping all the way to the end, Hagiwara Kenji thought, it must be because I have not recovered from the aftereffects of the explosion, and I am still in a state of pheromone perception failure. That's why everyone doesn't believe that we are married. It's definitely not that Xiao Zhenping and I were already ambiguous enough to desensitize everyone when we were friends! However, until the sequelae were treated, the murderer hidden in daily life was defeated, and even the new marriage law was withdrawn, and the progress of declaring married was still 0. Finally, after struggling for a long time at the age of 29, on the day of the original divorce, Kenji Hagihara decided to regret it. Note: 1. Grape-flavored alpha Hagi Harakenji x blueberry-flavored omega Matsuda Jinpei, 1v1, a typical AO matchup. 2. The copywriting is in the third person, and the content of the article is in the first person. 3. As for the introduction style, this article is actually a nonsensical ABO comedy article, which can be regarded as a semi-criminal world, and may be mixed with a lot of cold jokes. 4. There is inevitably a reasoning plot, but it is limited by the author's own IQ, so don't think too deeply about the logic. If you let yourself go, you will basically save everything you can. 5. The update time is uncertain, there will be no pitfalls, announcements will be made! 6. Without manuscript writing, the author himself cannot predict the direction of events. 7. This is a free article! I want encouragement! 8. There is a big deflection in the timeline! There are major changes before and after the first year of the year. Thanks to Boss An for authorizing the cover. The artist made several versions and was not satisfied so he didn't put the title. By the way, I brought the Hagimatsu ABO next door for pre-collection (although I wanted to double-check, but because the author was typing too slowly, I had to save the full text first) "Why is Officer Matsuda Like This": He said that he and Hagiwara were suffering from the seven-year itch. On his first day at Mihua, Sambuca was successfully appointed as a suspect in the case, and fell in love at first sight with Detective Matsuda who inspected the body of his target. Bad news: The married and biological child across the street is six years old. Good news: Detective Matsuda's alpha partner is dead, and he can pursue her in a reasonable way. Worse news: Officer Matsuda never forgets his young husband who died young and is bent on avenging him. Better news: The clues point to the organization where Sambuka currently works, and now they have a common and long-term topic! …… I don't know whether it's good or bad news: Sambuka found out that he was Matsuda Jinpei's young tame and late husband Hagiwara Kenji seven years after his death. And Hagihara Kenji himself knew nothing about the identity of his late husband. Concept: Welcome to Mihua!