Police Academy Stardew Valley Simulator

Not abandoned, just busy with school lately A strange police cadet arrived at the academy. At first, her classmates thought Chikyu Eri was simply a bit unconventional. But after spending more time with her, they gradually realized something was off... They were all police cadets, so how did Chikyu Eri manage to be so completely out of sync with everyone else? Instructor: "Chikyu Eri, why do you want to become a police officer?" Chikyu Eri: "Reporting to the instructor: so I can farm in the city!" Instructor: "Chikyu Eri, what should you do when faced with an armed criminal?" Chikyu Eri: "Charge at the enemy, swinging your sword as hard as you can! If you swing fast enough, the bullets will bounce right off!" Everyone: "???" One day, two undercover agents posing as loyalists in the Black Organization spotted a long-lost classmate at a gathering. Hiromitsu: "Chikyu, are you undercover too?" Chikyu Eri lowered her voice. "No, I'm here to assess the situation. Also, while we're here, call me Oriental Tree Sap Liquor." Hiromitsu Morofushi fell silent. Was there really a liquor like that? Chikyu Eri was an utterly ordinary Pelican Town farmer who loved farming. After playing a farming game for three days and nights straight, she was dragged into the game by the unscrupulous capitalist System. The good news: the honest, hardworking farmer got the chance to move to the city, courtesy of the unscrupulous System. The bad news: she had to reach 100% completion within three years to get there. But the even better news: she was a hardcore grinder, and she wasn't honest at all! Two years later, Chikyu Eri, carrying a lucky-chicken crossbody bag, finally set foot in Tokyo as she had always hoped. She couldn't help marveling: city folk were so much more polished than the farmers back in her town. Not a single one of them had a pixelated face! But why was she standing at the entrance to the police academy? She looked down at her police cadet uniform and cried out in despair, "I'd rather go back to the countryside than study in the city!!!" System: [The first step in surrounding the cities with farms is to seize the schools!] Chikyu Eri immediately stood at attention and saluted the sign for the police academy behind her. Suddenly, farming at school seemed like a pretty good idea. [Reader Notice] The female lead often behaves like a player. This is a silly, brainless comedy full of snark. A crossover world combining Stardew Valley and Detective Conan. After graduation, there will be a lighthearted daily-life storyline with the liquor organization, and the bonus chapters will feature separate romance routes. The author will explain what the items do in the afterword, so you can still understand the story even if you haven't played the game. Because the Zenin clan was steeped in feudal ideology, the unborn Chiwasa was already deeply troubled. After she was born, her useless father, who saw no value in her beyond her unusually large head, dumped her at a rural branch family and left her to fend for herself. After being steeped day and night in feudal ideology at the branch family, Chiwasa transformed. Her head was now full of feudal ideas, and it was no longer too big. At ten, Chiwasa attended a banquet at the main house. She wasn't allowed to sit at the head of the table, so in a fit of rage she flipped over everyone's dining tables. How could people who showed no respect for their elders eat so comfortably? Just as she was about to flip Naobito's table, the branch family head rushed over, slid to his knees, offered her candy, and told her to respect her elders. Chiwasa smacked her lips around the candy and decided he had a point. Instead of flipping the table, she turned around and smashed every dish in front of her. Father Zenin was stunned. His daughter was a genius!? But after a test showed Chiwasa had not the slightest trace of cursed energy, he waved dismissively and told the branch family to take her away. Chiwasa had another episode. She was the great Chiwasa the First, and no one was allowed to look down on her. So she threw everyone in the Zenin clan with cursed energy whom she could see into a pit, then pried stones from the wall and prepared to hurl them in. The branch family head dropped to his knees again, offered her candy, and reminded her that they were all her nominal elders, so she had to show them filial respect. Chiwasa agreed that he had a point and covered the pit with the stone wall, then stopped. Chiwasa repeatedly shocked the Zenin clan. They repeatedly tried to get rid of her, but failed, because she kept turning up in places they never expected, following them like the feudal ideology hanging over the clan. To escape the misery of Chiwasa's six-year dictatorship, Naobito Zenin sent her to the Jujutsu High School, which, according to him, was even more feudal than the Zenin clan. They needed Chiwasa's rule even more than the clan did. After four years of education at Jujutsu High in the ideals of putting others first, kindness, and goodness, Chiwasa finally began to grow more like a normal person. But the moment she stepped through the doors of the rotten jujutsu higher-ups, the feudal blood in her finally awakened completely. She, Chiwasa, had been born to establish a dictatorship over every feudal power! Everyone at Jujutsu High raised both hands and both feet, unanimously passing the resolution in support of the great Chiwasa the First, with four votes per person. "Go for it, Chiwasa! Once you've established your feudal dictatorship, we'll happily transition to a representative system!" Theme: Strive to live your life