Cecilia was determined to inherit her uncle Odysseus's pirate ship and crew, even though Odysseus had made it clear he had no intention of retiring in his thirties. Then a letter from the mysterious Hogwarts put an end to her little coup plans.
Cecilia: I'm clever, cunning, ambitious, and uncouth. I've spent years robbing and plundering, and I have the record to prove it. I belong in Slytherin.
Sorting Hat: Oh, yes, you belong in Sly... Wait, no. My dear, I see your bravery and fearlessness, your love of adventure, your eagerness to explore uncharted waters, and your loyalty to your crew. You'd be much better suited to Gryffindor.
Cecilia: Slytherin!
Sorting Hat: Gryffindor!!!
Cecilia: Slytherin!!!
Sorting Hat: Gryffindor or Azkaban, pick one!!!
Cecilia: You moldy old rag! I'll tie you to a navigator whale's tooth. Your threads are scattered across every sea!
Sorting Hat: Hmph. Gryffindor.
Harry held his girl in his arms in the depths of the Black Lake. Her waterfall of golden hair flowed across his chest, its ends tangled with twelve silver fish fry. The girl stirred her lashes and opened her pearl-blue eyes, like a glimmer of light carried by a breeze over the deep ocean. Oh, my ocean goddess.
The girl parted her lips, as if waiting for a kiss. Harry lowered his head sweetly, awaiting his goddess's blessing.
Then the goddess spoke: "Hey, Harry, look at that Grindylow spinning in circles. It says it wants to get busy with you."
Harry: "Oh, yes, my ocean goddess even has a mouth."
Pairing: Harry. The heroine has her own story, is one year above Harry, and it's an older-woman/younger-man romance. She may have other relationships before Harry, so don't read if that bothers you.
The heroine has her reasons for wanting to go to Slytherin at the beginning. Trust the Sorting Hat's judgment: she's absolutely a proper little lion.
The author loves all four houses equally.
Theme: Be brave and seek adventure.
This is the first book I've read where Peter is castrated hahahahahaha
😣 Teacher, when can I watch a long novel that was completed overnight!! Haven't seen enough yet! Can you hand over your manuscript box?
The gourd babies came one after another, and Percy wanted to die.
Percy. Museum star. Incompetent prefect. 12-Door O owner. Weasley
Will there still be stories about Maurice and Suvi, or will there still be descriptions of Suvi? Isn't she a wizard? She should go to school at Hogwarts. Will she participate in and help during the war in the future? 🤩 I think she has a unique charm, and I hope she has a good ending (not just with Maurice) 🐶
Oh, Hermione is a very good girl. Being able to sympathize with others is a gift, and being able to keenly detect the inequality in her environment is even more rare.
Hahahahahahaha it's so funny, I'm really looking forward to it after Banban loses his horse hahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha I'm going to laugh
I can't keep up with the heroine or the author's brain circuit [covering face, laughing and crying]
Woooooooo! So funny and so heartwarming! I like it very much!