After I Transmigrated into a Book as a Rebellious Disciple, My Master Took Me as His Lover

★ Thanks to the amazing reader "Toutou Er'er" for the fan art character card (the original is on Weibo @Tou'er Di). It hit me right in the heart, so with permission, I cropped it for the character card. (Mwah, love you~)

[Double purity, deceptively gentle but secretly unhinged master top, self-proclaimed top who is actually a cowardly bottom]

Shen Xu died suddenly after staying up all night to finish a god-awful novel with a worldview that made his jaw drop, full of gratuitous smut and gratuitous angst. Every single person in the book wanted to ravish the aloof beauty Qi Baichen. They would not stop until the pretty boy was on the brink of death.

Qi Baichen practically had the words "saintly father" welded to his forehead. To save the people of the immortal sects who bullied and humiliated him, he even gave himself to the Demon Lord!

Shen Xu was furious! Especially at the novel's big-top disciple who shared his exact name and was a shameless, ungrateful beast!

Indignant, he got so worked up that he stopped breathing and died on the spot!

When he woke again, he found himself wearing strange clothes. He had actually transmigrated into the book as that beast of a disciple!

Shen Xu: "Since becoming the big top is already a done deal, all I can do is treat the beauty a little better..."

Firmly convinced that he was the big top, Shen Xu guarded his master's door day and night to protect the pretty boy.

On the other side of the door, Qi Baichen gave a soft cough. "A-Xu, aren't you cold out there? Why don't you come in..."

Shen Xu thought the pretty boy really was delicate and frail, with the heart of a saint! He knew the original owner had designs on him, and yet he was actually inviting him into his chambers!

Shen Xu refused with righteous conviction. "I'm not cold. Thank you for your concern, Master."

The beauty seemed to sigh inside the room, then fell silent.

Shen Xu took precautions day and night, but still failed to prevent Qi Baichen from getting poisoned. Hearing Qi Baichen's enticing moans from inside the room, he couldn't help blushing, growing hot, and swallowing hard.

This love poison... If he didn't help, could the pretty boy die?

Shen Xu steeled himself: I'm the big top. If I don't help, who will?

Shen Xu kicked open the door. "Forgive your disciple for barging..."

Qi Baichen sat calmly at the table, one arm slightly raised as he toyed with a teacup. He didn't look poisoned in the slightest!

Only then did Shen Xu realize that something seemed a little off.

"A-Xu, do you have those kinds of feelings for your master too?"

"You aren't answering. Are you feeling guilty because you poisoned me?"

Shen Xu panicked. He hadn't! He hadn't poisoned him, and he didn't have those kinds of feelings either!

Why wasn't the saintly pretty boy anything like the one in the book?

The smile on Qi Baichen's face suddenly vanished. His usually gentle voice turned icy cold. "Rebellious disciple, kneel."

Shen Xu finally realized that something was wrong! Maybe he'd read a bootleg version of the book. Whatever the reason, Qi Baichen was definitely not right!

Qi Baichen was an unpredictable lunatic! His weakness and saintliness were all an act!

How could Shen Xu possibly stay by his side? Qi Baichen was scarier than the King of Hell! He packed up and prepared to flee down the mountain in the middle of the night, but a pair of hands, cold as death, suddenly clamped around his lower back.

"A-Xu, has your master treated you badly?"

"You can bear to leave your master behind, but your master can't bear to let you suffer out there..."

"Stay, won't you? Your master can't bear the thought of you begging on the streets just to survive..."

Shen Xu never imagined he wasn't the big top at all!

After his failed escape, he was caught and dragged back. Day and night, his cries echoed through the Supreme Hall without end.

As Qi Baichen twisted him into a pretzel, Shen Xu cursed him for being less than human. How could anyone come up with such a heinous position?!

In that moment, he wished he could return to the day he first transmigrated into the book and slap himself twice!

Damn that author!! Who the hell said he was the big top?!

[Content Warnings]

☆ A silly comedy with tons of terrible internet memes. If that's not your thing, run.

☆ The bottom isn't human and might seem a little stupid.

☆ The top is even less human. Mostly because he doesn't act like one.

☆ My writing is still immature, and I'm an internet idiot. Please forgive me, and apologies to everyone!

My next book, already underway: "After Accidentally Pulling a Malevolent God into a Dungeon" [DS themes / domination and submission]

[Defiant, unruly attack-dog bottom x refined, depraved master top]

"Your surrender of power to me is also the process by which I surrender power to you. You're unruly, but I have endless patience for you."

"Then I permit you to tame me... Master."

Everyone thought Fang Ke was a menace to society, a piece of trash who needed a master to keep him under control. The human leadership joined forces with the main System of the Strange Game to find one for this rabid dog.

The retired number-one player, "Bright Daylight," was obviously the perfect choice.

So the main System specially set up a trap dungeon. But at the last moment, it pulled the wrong person, and dragged the Strange God Shen Cinian into it instead.

At the time, Shen Cinian was looking for someone in the human world under an assumed identity. As luck would have it, he had just become Fang Ke's new homeroom teacher.

Even more absurdly... Fang Ke had actually wanted Shen Cinian to take him home from the very start.

When they first entered the dungeon, Shen Cinian spoke gently. "Fang Ke, I'm a beginner. You're not scared, but I am, so take it easy, okay?"

When they ran into trouble, Shen Cinian nudged his glasses. "Hmm, could you teach me? National-level spirit tamer."

After being forcibly pinned against the wall three times to hide from monsters, Fang Ke snapped, "If you pin me against a wall one more time, I'll kick you right in the crotch."

Shen Cinian didn't mind at all. Instead, he chuckled. "Getting bold, aren't you? You need to be taught a lesson."

As Shen Cinian gradually fell for Fang Ke, the thought of taking in this little stray dog kept popping into his head.

Just then, the human leadership decided to send Fang Ke straight to his home.

And so the Strange God began a lifelong training regimen for a certain dog who loved to bite the hand that fed him.

When the little dog made himself sick time and time again, Shen Cinian endured it, cared for him attentively, and remained as gentle as ever.

"Come here. It's just a shot. There's nothing to be scared of."

When the little dog went speeding on the highway in search of trouble, Shen Cinian smiled, endured once more, and gave him milk while soothing him.

"There, don't cry. I wasn't trying to scold you."

When the little dog grabbed the steering wheel and nearly caused an accident, Shen Cinian finally lost his patience and dragged him up to the third floor.

"Kneel. In this room, you have no right to stand before me."

"Look up. I want to see how that sweet little dog face of yours can bark so wildly."

When the vicious dog was finally softened by love and became a good dog, Shen Cinian stroked Fang Ke's hair and reflected on all the hardships he'd faced along the way.

"Come on, good boy. Let me hear you bark twice."

The little dog immediately bristled. "Get lost, you lunatic."

Shen Cinian shrugged. As expected, vicious dogs are hard to tame.

★ My writing is unpolished, but I hope it conveys my feelings. Read for fun, and feel free to stay or go.

Theme: A single white word, and dawn shines clear; a thousand catkins fly away, and dusk's snow grows deep.