Apocalyptic Dog Training Manual

Copywriting: Dog trainer Wei Yuan's lifelong enemy is his blue-eyed husky. This bastard still likes to pick up trash after teaching for more than a year, which can be called a dark history in his career. Just when he thought he was going to battle this dead dog with wits and courage until the other party died, a meteor fell, an extremely cold apocalypse came, and the entire planet was covered in ice and snow. He was training alone in a foreign country. Unfortunately, he was stranded in a foreign country with Gouzi. When he was about to freeze to death, the sound of the system sounded in his ears... Ding! After testing, the host's lifelong dream is to pick up garbage, and now the ultimate goal is customized for you - the world's first garbage recycling station. Wei Yuan, who was holding the mutated dog to keep warm:? ? ? Is this his dream? This is his stupid dog's dream! Never mind who this garbage system was originally bound to, it belongs to him in his hands. With the system in hand, Wei Yuan said that not only did he want to live a high-quality life in the last days, he also wanted to return to his country and go home! ! ! The weather is too cold and the car can't start? It doesn't matter, he has dogs, and the sled, RV, and polar snowmobile are all pulled by dogs. The journey is long and it is difficult to obtain supplies? It doesn't matter, broken TVs and rusty railings are decomposed into synthetic heaters, plastic bottles and rotten washbasins are fused to make coral velvet... All garbage is turned into treasure. It's so cold that it's hard for plants to grow? It doesn't matter, he used garbage to build a greenhouse and filled every inch of space with plants. Animals and plants mutate, are there many dangers on the road? It doesn't matter, his dog's fighting ability is incredible, one can fight ten of them. When there is danger, his dog will step forward. When there is no danger, his dog is the biggest danger... When dogs are still dogs. Ding, trigger the limited time mission: On a night of minus 128 degrees, Leo misses the days of playing Frisbee in the snow with you, please grant his wish. Wei Yuan:? ? ? Playing Frisbee in this weather? What a cunning person! Bah, you are a naughty dog! When a dog turns into a human. Ding, trigger the limited-time mission: Spring has come and everything revives, and it's the breeding season of animals. Leo is in love and wants to woo you. Please grant his wish. Wei Yuan:! ! ! You are a bold and unruly dog ​​and want to rebel! ! ! Food guide: 1. The hot-tempered and sick beauty Shou who loves farming and hoarding goods is attacked by the Sheniu Husky who is extremely powerful in combat but suffers from convulsions. 2. In an imaginary world, all urban humanistic settings do not correspond to reality. ——Check out the advance collection of "I became famous when I reviewed funeral supplies"—— Nian Ruixue stared at her increasingly haggard face in the mirror, feeling sad. Last night, his ghost husband came to him again for passionate sex. If he continues like this, he will be sucked dry sooner or later, woo woo woo. As a star, he should have the popularity to resist the erosion of Yin Qi, but he is a 18th-tier idiot and has been banned by the industry... In this case, if he cannot become a star, he can only become an Internet celebrity! Nian Ruixue opened the live broadcast room with a resounding name: on-site evaluation of funeral supplies! "Hello everyone, today is the blogger's crazy Amway paper money! Whose money is more valuable in the underworld? Please look forward to the red and black list." "A big review of paper-made mobile phones! The blogger spent a huge sum of money to buy more than twenty paper-made mobile phones. He is conducting a live test to see which one will not drop the connection when watching the live broadcast and which app is the most complete." Passers-by who strayed in by mistake: What kind of psychosis? ? ? Amid the ridicule of the crowd, more and more ghosts support Nian Ruixue. "Oh, I bought the recommended Rolls-Royce and Zhizhao Chauffeur, and I feel like a rich lady. The review is super accurate, five-star praise!" The number of people supporting Nian Ruixue also increased rapidly. "It's amazing. Half a year ago, I dreamed that my father said that his grave was occupied by ghosts, and he asked me to burn the paper for him in the live broadcast room, including the legal team and the Hades Code. Recently, I dreamed about my father again... Saying that he would win the lawsuit soon!" With the support of humans and ghosts, Nian Ruixue became famous on the Internet, running rampant in both Yin and Yang worlds! The impoverished incense and candle craftsman had a second spring in his career because of him; the coffin shop that was on the verge of collapse was brought back to life because of him; the lifeless underworld was because of him... A netizen gushed: An eighteenth-tier bastard who can't survive in the entertainment industry. He's looking for novelty live broadcasts. He only knows how to hype and sensationalize! In the middle of the night, this netizen was brutally beaten by his eighteenth generation ancestor. The next day, he endured the humiliation and opened a small store to buy paper-tie thermal underwear. Hot discussion on the Internet: How many pirates did Nian Ruixue buy for her live broadcast room? It can be called a Yin soldier passing through! Nian Ruixue looked at more than half of the ghosts in the live broadcast room and answered honestly: Thank you for the invitation. I didn't buy the trolls, but most of them are probably shady soldiers. Intention: Under natural disasters, mortals ignite sparks