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On the night when he was on the verge of sudden death, Chu Pengmai was working overtime at his work station when he heard a mechanical sound in his ears.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for binding the child-bearing system! As long as the host continues the bloodline of the great man who has no heirs in this world, he can escape from the life of a social animal and reach the peak of life! The more children he has, the more he earns!"
"We have painless childbirth pills, postpartum recovery pills... You can have a gift pack for newbies, which guarantees painless motherhood, more beautiful births, and riches overnight!"
Chu Pengmai was silent: How could there be such a vicious system in the world!
And...
"I am a man..."
The childbirth system proudly said: "It doesn't matter. Our childbirth system has boundless power and can have good pregnancies regardless of age, gender, or species!"
There is such a good thing! Chu Pengmai was so happy that he immediately quit his job and went back to his hometown to contract a hundred acres of land for a big shot to start a farm.
Birth subsystem:? ? ?
……
In order for Chu Pengmai to give birth to a child, the system rewards a pregnancy pill that turns one child into two children, and two children into four children. One child is worth 10 million!
Chu Pengmai turned around and threw it into the paddy field. Since then, the number of Wuchang rice ears has doubled, the number of grains has doubled, and the yield has quadrupled. It only costs 2.5 Yuan per pound, and it is selling like crazy online!
Chu Pengmai, who is worth over 100 million, said: "Look, isn't it faster to make money than having children?"
Birth subsystem:......
In order to make Chu Pengmai turn around, the system rewards the genius baby pill: "The genius baby has perfect genes and superior intelligence, which guarantees that you can marry into a wealthy family and achieve a class leap!"
Perfect genes? Chu Pengmai turned to feed the rescued green peacock.
A few months later, he called the Forestry Bureau: "Director, the wild green peacock I rescued last time laid twelve eggs, and they all hatched successfully. I can no longer afford to raise them. Do you have any subsidies?"
Director of the Forestry Bureau Pupil Earthquake: What? There are only a few hundred green peacocks in the wild! Twelve! ! !
Chu Pengmai, who has become a world treasure by rescuing endangered animals: "Look, isn't this a bigger step than marrying into a rich family?
Food guide:
1. Double C, a former surgical boss who is now transformed into a veterinarian by a ninja attack × a unique brain circuit, dedicated to farming, late-stage procrastination, and more beautiful than anyone else
2. The protagonist himself does not have children! No baby! No baby! He is still a baby (bushi) himself!
3. See you at nine o'clock every night. The author has a fragile body and does not cheat on the text except for force majeure factors.
——Publish a preview of "I became popular when I reviewed funeral supplies"——
Nian Ruixue stared at her increasingly haggard face in the mirror, feeling sad. Last night, his ghost husband came to him again for passionate sex. If he continues like this, he will be sucked dry sooner or later, woo woo woo.
As a star, he should have the popularity to resist the erosion of Yin Qi, but he is a 18th-tier idiot and has been banned by the industry...
In this case, if he cannot become a star, he can only become an Internet celebrity!
Nian Ruixue opened the live broadcast room with a resounding name: on-site evaluation of funeral supplies!
"Hello everyone, today is the blogger's crazy Amway paper money! Whose money is more valuable in the underworld? Please look forward to the red and black list. "
"A review of the paper-bound mobile phone! The blogger spent a huge amount of money to buy more than 20 paper-made mobile phones, and tested which one would not drop the connection when watching the live broadcast, and which app had the most complete features. "
Passers-by who strayed in by mistake: What kind of psychosis? ? ?
Amid the ridicule of the crowd, more and more ghosts support Nian Ruixue.
"Oh, I bought the recommended Rolls-Royce and a paper driver, and I feel like a rich lady. The evaluation is super accurate, five-star praise! "
The number of people supporting Nian Ruixue also increased rapidly.
"It's amazing. Half a year ago, I dreamed that my father said that his grave was occupied by ghosts, and he asked me to burn the paper-bound lawyer group and Hades code in the live broadcast room for him. Recently, I dreamed about my father again... Saying that he was going to win the lawsuit soon! "
With the support of humans and ghosts, Nian Ruixue became famous on the Internet, running rampant in both Yin and Yang worlds!
The impoverished incense and candle craftsman had a second spring in his career because of him; the coffin shop that was on the verge of collapse was brought back to life because of him; the lifeless underworld was because of him...
A netizen gushed: An eighteenth-tier bastard who can't survive in the entertainment industry. He's looking for novelty live broadcasts. He only knows how to hype and sensationalize!
In the middle of the night, this netizen was brutally beaten by his eighteenth generation ancestor. The next day, he endured the humiliation and opened a small store to buy paper-tie thermal underwear.
Hot discussion on the Internet: How many pirates did Nian Ruixue buy for her live broadcast room? It can be called a Yin soldier passing through!
Nian Ruixue looked at more than half of the ghosts in the live broadcast room and answered honestly: Thank you for the invitation. I didn't buy the trolls, but most of them are probably shady soldiers.
Intention: Escape from city life and return to the countryside, because life is a wilderness!
