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A bickering couple / a silly, sweet romance
Cool, abstinent, straight alpha top x a rebellious omega beauty bottom
Blurb:
Ji Huaiwu is a gorgeous, proud omega.
Whose life could possibly be more absurd than his?
Heavens damn it, he went on a blind date with his ex-boyfriend.
At the restaurant where they meet,
the omega silently stabs the food on his plate to pieces.
"A good horse doesn't turn back to graze. I'm not getting back together with you."
Back when he dated his ex-hubby for three years,
the guy was so cold you would have thought he had erectile dysfunction.
Ji Huaiwu swore he would never step into the same river twice.
But his ex-hubby's infuriatingly handsome face is still as cold as ever.
"I've cured my frigidity."
Ji Huaiwu gives him a deep, icy smile.
"Ha. What does that have to do with me?"
"Want to give us a try?"
"??"
The omega tries to hold it in, but he can't swallow his anger.
"Chu Jindu, if you're sick, go get treated!"
"I am cured. Don't believe me? Come try."
"???"
//1.
His ex-hubby really wasn't joking:
The first day they saw each other after three years apart, they nearly ended up in bed together.
Ji Huaiwu is stunned.
But his ex-hubby acts as if victory is assured. "Want to give us another try?"
The omega smiles coldly. "Why do I have to be with you?"
Good question.
His ex answers with a cool smile. "I own a lot of funds and stocks."
Ji Huaiwu: "? What does that have to do with me?"
"I have plenty of shares and investments."
"Ha. What's with the bragging?"
"I drive a Maybach."
"666, this guy's using cheats."
"If you marry me, you'll inherit fifty percent of my assets."
Ji Huaiwu's gaze turns tender in an instant.
"Seriously, why don't we give it another try?"
He swears he absolutely wasn't trying to get back together.
He just forgot to turn off his automatic money pickup.
//2.
Their pants keep going on and off,
and sparks fly between them all over again.
That's what you call a trial period.
After trying things out again and again, Ji Huaiwu is satisfied.
So when the trial period ends,
they get married.
They say lack of communication is what ruins a marriage.
His now-permanent, still-cold husband is a little worried.
"Should I talk with you more often?"
Ji Huaiwu thinks it over carefully.
He's really not interested in his husband's companies and stocks.
So the pretty omega shakes his head and says,
"You can look cold and deeply resentful on the surface, then go deep behind enemy lines in private."
Chu Jindu's eyes practically quake.
He's stunned.
"We're married, so why would I look cold and deeply resentful?"
"That way, it'll feel like the more we do it, the more we hate each other."
Chu Jindu: "???"
He's stunned again.
"We're married, so why would we still have sex?"
Ji Huaiwu smiles faintly.
"If you want excitement, you have to see it through to the end."
"Wait, honey, is that really the essence of our love?"
"Of course. Why else would we get married? Just for you to share your tens of billions of dollars with me?"
Ji Huaiwu is indignant.
"Honey, do you think I'm that kind of person?!"
The lie detector, sensing imminent danger, immediately sounds the alarm.
Ji Huaiwu lowers his head shyly.
...Turns out he really is that kind of person.
The alpha smiles with weary resignation: Damn.
Forget it. Let's kiss a couple of times to calm down first. jpg
#Three years apart, and the childhood sweetheart became a sugar daddy#Bickering couple's silly daily life#Marrying your first love is so sweet#Two dumb kids falling in love
/The top really was frigid! But he's great at it!! Really great!!!
If this couple's sex life isn't working, you can come beat me up (x)
[Before You Read]
1. Devoted to each other, one-on-one, first love; overall, a silly, sweet, bickering-couple romance.
2. The characters aren't perfect people. No personal attacks.
3. Over-the-top melodrama and a wish-fulfillment hero; please don't send writing advice.
4. Includes original alternate-universe settings, all in service of the couple's romance.
5. The breakup was caused by a misunderstanding. No angst, and the story matches the blurb.
6. Thanks to Xiao Wu for the illustrations and emotional support.
Theme: Love should not be put off
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It feels like the young lovers have already begun to show off their strength, hahaha, are you looking forward to it?
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