After Summoning Players, the Elves Conquered Another World

Lin Xi transmigrated to another world and became the last god of the elves. The System told her: It’s your duty to restore the glory of the elves! She looked at the desolate territory, the withered Mother Tree, and the hostile forces watching them hungrily. Without hesitation, she chose to summon players from Earth! And so, the other world witnessed the most unhinged elven revival plan in history. While other gods’ followers prayed devoutly, hers spammed the public chat: “Is farming in this game supposed to be this hardcore? We have to design our own tools, and take turns watering the Mother Tree around the clock?” “Construction-maniac reporting for duty! With me on the job, the elven capital will be rebuilt within a month!” “Who’s joining the demon-slaying party? I’m tanking. Need two DPS!” Lin Xi had hoped to lead the elves to a graceful revival. Instead: The elven mages were setting up fully automated barbecue stalls, the druids were livestreaming the growth of giant watermelons, and the elven warriors were developing a kamikaze combat style. The elven rangers had even formed a “delivery squad,” using archery to deliver takeout under the slogan “Dongfeng Express, always on time!” She cried out in despair: “What happened to those noble elves? Could you try to have some dignity?!” The players: “No!” The other races were horrified to discover that the elves, who should have gone extinct, were suddenly on the rise: They used the Tree of Life to mass-produce fruit wine and created the “Elven Happy Water” brand. They used elven magic to set up fully automated assembly lines, mass-produced enchanted arrows, and put on firework shows with them. They used an undead combat strategy to take on the demons head-on, dying and respawning only to charge back in. The demon generals were driven to despair. “Aren’t you elves afraid to die?!” Lin Xi smiled and lay flat. “Don’t ask me. I’m just an innocent game planner.” #The elves’ reputation was ruined after the Fourth Calamity arrived# #The whole other world is asking: Is there something wrong with these elves?# #Thanks for asking. I’m in another world, and the players are scarier than the demons# Reader’s guide: 1. The heroine loves a good laugh. She seems like a god, but she’s really a laid-back game planner. 2. Every player is a goofball, and the elves’ style keeps getting more and more deranged. (Graceful? Not a chance!) 3. Farming + infrastructure + the Fourth Calamity. Build the most outrageous elven empire from scratch. 4. The locals of the other world are questioning their lives: “These elves aren’t anything like the ones we know!” 5. The elves’ combat styles include kamikaze tactics, undead tactics, and overwhelming numbers. The demons can only look on in envy. 6. A lighthearted, goofy story. Just have fun. Logic is optional; this is my take on Western fantasy, so don’t overthink it. Theme: True revival is not about copying the past, but creating the future.