
Me, a Straight Guy, a Succubus?!
我,直男,魅魔?!
by The Fallen Moon Returns Home (落月归人)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- –
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- –
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
A succubus shou who's not quite straight x the gong who's been in love with his childhood friend for years
Synopsis
Qi Zhao woke up one day and learned that he was actually living in the world of a melodramatic novel.
The bad news: He was a disposable character who was supposed to seduce the protagonist gong.
Qi Zhao: ??? If he remembered right, he was straight!
The worse news: He was a succubus.
Qi Zhao: ...???
Me? A succubus?!
Was there anything more terrifying than a straight man turning into a succubus overnight?
There was.
He needed men's yang energy to survive.
In his dream, he had been a malicious side character who, just to stay alive, climbed into the protagonist gong's roommate's bed and did everything he could to break up the couple, only to end up with his family ruined.
Qi Zhao: This is ridiculous!
It was his first time being a succubus, and Qi Zhao was on edge, terrified of giving himself away. Only when he was nearly starving to death did he discover that ordinary food couldn't fill him up.
After asking around, he finally found out that he had to feed on men's yang energy :)
Damn it, why would anyone do this to a straight man?!
Though Heaven had closed one door on him, it had left a window open: just being near men meant he wouldn't go hungry.
A men's dorm had no shortage of anything except yang energy.
A little yang energy was no big deal. There was more than enough to go around!
Qi Zhao struggled to keep himself in a state where he was neither full nor starving, until he noticed that his roommates were looking at him strangely.
Qi Zhao: ?!!!
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For the sake of his own backside, Qi Zhao promptly packed his things and moved in with his childhood friend, who was three years older than him.
The abundant, high-quality yang energy left him dumbfounded. Could yang energy really taste this good?! What kind of miserable life had he been living before?
Of course, it would be even better if Gu Huaizhou were a little less controlling and stopped nagging him about staying up late to play games.
To make sure he ate his fill, Qi Zhao moved into his childhood friend's room without so much as asking. If they were brothers, they should sleep in the same bed!
Gu Huaizhou, who was sharing a bed with the man he loved, serving as his body pillow while trying to behave like a gentleman: ...
Later, Gu Huaizhou looked down and spotted a nimble little tail wrapped around his waist, with a heart at the tip. ??? What was that?
Roused by the fondling, Qi Zhao jolted in fright. With two little horns on his head, he tried to talk his way out of it: “I've been doing cosplay lately. Do you believe me?”
Gu Huaizhou: “What do you think?”
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The little succubus, whose appetite had grown, discovered that simple hugs were no longer enough to satisfy his hunger.
“Should we try something else?” Gu Huaizhou asked.
Qi Zhao: “Like what?”
“I'm not a succubus, so I don't know,” Gu Huaizhou replied with a smile. “But we can try them one by one, right?”
From hugs to kisses, from kisses to helping each other out, and even...
Qi Zhao swallowed what was in his mouth and tried to hypnotize himself: This was just a simple act of mutual help between good brothers. It was all to make sure he ate his fill. He couldn't tarnish the pure brotherly bond between himself and Gu Huaizhou.
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Then one day, when a hungry Qi Zhao pleaded with red-rimmed eyes for Gu Huaizhou to let him feed, Gu Huaizhou refused for the first time.
Playing with the little succubus's tail, Gu Huaizhou raised an eyebrow lazily. “I'm a man of virtue. Only my boyfriend gets to feed on my yang energy.”
Qi Zhao: Now that he thought about it, getting together with Gu Huaizhou didn't sound like a bad deal?
Later still, the succubus mark on Qi Zhao's lower abdomen grew more intricate, and he pleaded with tearful eyes: “I can't anymore. If I eat any more, I'll burst.”
Gu Huaizhou placed a hand on his bulging belly and kissed the beautiful eyes whose pupils had turned into hearts. His voice was low and husky. “Baby, you can keep eating. Trust me.”
Reader's Notes:
1. Each is the other's first love. They have only ever been with each other, in body and in heart. One-on-one romance. The shou is not adored by everyone.
2. A not-so-straight guy gets turned gay. Many author-invented details.
3. The gong has been in love with him for years.
Theme: Staying alive matters most.

