The world I live in is a novel about a real heiress and a fake heiress.
I'm the real heiress, the heroine is the fake heiress, and of course the hero is her devoted simp. They end up together in the end.
After twenty years of living in a dump, the Su family finally remembered I existed and brought me home.
I'm the real heiress, back with my real family, yet I still feel like a fake.
Of course the real heiress has to be wicked.
Naturally, I compete with the fake heiress for everything, including the hero's... uncle.
Obviously, I was hoping to get one over on the heroine.
Unfortunately, I chased this man for two years, and he was as unyielding as iron. I couldn't pry open the tiniest crack.
I'm old enough to know a few things, like when to give up and when to stay within my means...
I dusted myself off and walked out of the hero's uncle's world. The world of flirtation and fun really is better. All I could think was, oh my god, this is amazing!
Away from the Su family, the heroine, the hero, and the hero's uncle, the air was so fresh I felt like I could live two years longer.
But that didn't last. After my nemesis pursued me for two years, I fell right into his trap.
And just like that, the world of flirtation and fun slipped away from me again.
That bastard insisted on marrying me. What can you do when a powerful tycoon gets down on his knees and begs?
I just made the same mistake any woman in the world might make: I said yes in a moment of weakness.
Later, he insisted on having a wedding ceremony. I couldn't talk him out of it, so I agreed.
The hero's uncle found out and crashed my wedding.
It's not like I was all that keen on having the ceremony, but that doesn't give this bastard the right to ruin it.
I grabbed my bouquet and started whacking the man over the head, cursing as I went. "***! A good rabbit doesn't eat grass from its own burrow, and a good horse doesn't go back to old grass. You chased me for two years and now you think you're some kind of hot commodity? Who said I wanted you? Get lost!"
"You got used to me being sweet and gentle, but I'm done pretending to be a damn ****."
"This is ridiculous."
"They're all the same under the skin. You think you're the only guy in the world with three legs? Like I'd have no choice but to come back to you."
"Are you gold or diamonds? Can you hold your value or appreciate? You're worth less than nothing, yet you expect me to look back at you. Your eyes must be up your dog's ass, because you've got no sense at all."
"A love that comes too late is cheaper than grass. Leave it by the roadside and it'll get kicked to pieces!"
"Why didn't I wait for you? Wait for your *****."
Content warnings:
1. The heroine speaks her mind and curses from beginning to end! The whole story is full of foul language.
2. A brainless, goofy comedy! A crazed work! A no-brain power fantasy! Enter at your own risk! Goody-two-shoes, stay away! The blurb is in first person, while the main story is in third person.
3. Rich people at the mercy of the poor! Entirely based on the author's imagination.
4. Mu Qinghan and her birth family: she curses them from beginning to end. Mu Qinghan and Lu Xiaojin: "I'll raise you even if I have to scavenge for trash!"
5. Please read rationally, and don't direct personal attacks at the author.
6. Updates are irregular. I'll write whenever I feel like going off the rails.
Theme: Flowers can bloom even in the mud
