[The Silmarillion/Middle-earth] Stealing the Silmarils

Name: [The Silmarillion/Middle-earth] Stealing the Silmarils
Author: Worn Down by Wine and Beauty

[精灵宝钻中土]偷天换钻

by Worn Down by Wine and Beauty (为酒色所伤竟憔悴至此)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 688k Words
Genre: No CP
Era: Alternate History
Updated: 11d ago
Source: JJWXC

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Also known as A Good-for-Nothing's Guide to Saving Arda, One Dog from the Start and Everything Else Scavenged, and How to Conquer the World with PowerPoint (?).

You often wonder why, among all the unlucky transmigrators, you had to be one of them.

Other people transmigrate and command armies, making life-and-death decisions. You transmigrate into a nobody and a cannon-fodder character.

Other people transmigrate into royalty or nobility, with exalted bloodlines. Your family has been working like oxen and horses for generations.

Other people transmigrate with powerful abilities. You transmigrate without even knowing how to coordinate your limbs.

Other people transmigrate and thrive by relying on the original plot. You... have spent years far from the center of the story. When you finally manage to get close to the original characters, you nearly lose your life.

This is nothing like the epic, romantic, pastoral Arda you know. This is a maelstrom about to swallow everyone.

But fortunately, you still have knowledge from your previous life, enough to build an ark before all is lost.

...Wait, why are there so many people on your boat?!

A construction and mystery-solving power fantasy starring a nameless, genderless, unpaired protagonist (though it's not that satisfying). It favors the Feanorians and villainizes the Valar and Thingol, so read with care.

The whole story is packed with bad puns and dark humor. The worldbuilding only vaguely resembles the original, and at heart it's magical cyberpunk (?). The original characters are portrayed in shocking ways, so please be understanding if they seem OOC~

Theme: Wherever you go, build something.

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TV Drama Fanfiction, Updated Regularly

Criminal Minds, BAU, Avatar, Sherlock, Final Destination, Supernatural, Bones, Constantine, Hannibal, The Walking Dead, Person of Interest, The Shawshank Redemption, Gossip Girl, Middle-earth.

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Middle-earth / The Lord of the Rings / The Silmarillion / The Hobbit

Basically, recommendations related to The Lord of the Rings series. As the title says, this includes Middle-earth, The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion, and The Hobbit. Any pairing is welcome, so check the tags for yourself. There are BG, BL, and CP stories.

Level B

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Why do I feel like I'm getting sicker with more treatment, like I've eaten fungi (scratching my head) [Cat's Claw]
3 likes11mo ago
Cats are so charming 😭
3 likes1y ago
After all, what we have to resist is actually the ideology of this era. Ideals and beliefs are the foundation of an era. Of course, the first priority is to survive...
3 likes1y ago
It's so scary... You are the king... I should say that the protagonist is so astringent... Come on! Little king!
3 likes1y ago
I feel like it's really hard for the protagonist not to put the trap of their hometown on them. It's easier to stand on the shoulders of giants and adjust to unexpected situations than to walk out on a new path. After all, there's nothing new under the sun. I'm really worried about the protagonist's blood pressure. I'm really tired during the startup period [cat's claw] [cat's claw] [cat's claw]
2 likes10mo ago
Tulin: Why... Why... The enemy was severely damaged, the villagers I love are living better... It's obviously a happy thing, but why am I not happy at all... 🐶 (laughing) This Tulin is so stupid (hands behind his back)
2 likes1y ago
"You can break my neck and twist the path forward for Linton's development." When I saw this sentence, I was really shocked! At this point, "I" has deeply and completely integrated everything personal into Linton. Maybe it's not appropriate, but Linton is like a mother and her child to "me". A mother's love for her son is far-reaching. Even if "I" personally disappears, "my" ideological and theoretical route planning will continue to protect Linton's future development! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This sense of responsibility and the overall view are really charming!!! Main character! You are really great! (Kiss your forehead?) 🙏
2 likes1y ago
Hhh Loki, the God of Honesty [Cheat Dog]
2 likes1y ago
From the King of Beleriand (? To the Forest Witch, life in another world from scratch (round2)~❤️
2 likes1y ago
[Applause] This is a top-down revolution. I didn't expect that the king of Linton was a reactionary.
2 likes1y ago

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