Bug Testing and Gender-Bending on the Side

A silly comedy written as an experiment.

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Retired silly assassin Lin Xia'ai wants proof of her internship, so she "volunteers" to enter a fused world and becomes a Bug tester---

Several worlds have been jumbled together and fused. Their rules interfere with and clash against one another, and the fusion happened so suddenly that the world has gained countless bugs that shouldn't exist and is on the verge of collapse. Her mission is to stop the characters from realizing that their world is actually a game, while also racking her brain to hide the fact that the bugs are bugs, buying the researchers behind the scenes time to fix them---

At first.

In the middle of Yokohama's grand chaos, Lin Xia'ai immerses herself in checking out the bizarre characters: "Isn't that a fan?!"

In [Am I Fighting Sukuna?], Lin Xia'ai hugs Sukuna and calls out to Fyodor Dostoevsky: "Bring your bizarre characters and your abilities over here!"

First run.

The prison's fake besties tear into each other, the Hunting Dogs end up trending for some reason, an old man (Sukuna) arrives and immediately gets harassed, and the other world's trio of Jujutsu High students consists of one curse user and two special-grade cursed spirits---how are humans still alive in this mess?!

Second run.

Miss Chuuya makes her limited-time debut as a singer! Dazai is actually a man in disguise? Akutagawa Ryunosuke is actually a famous writer? Itadori is just an ordinary volleyball player passing by? Why is everyone crying? Is it the corruption of human nature? Or the collapse of morality?! Find out in the second run!

After a work-related mishap, Lin Xia'ai awkwardly got herself stuck in prison. To make it up to the intern, the System urgently applied for a roleplay System for her and promised to grant her one wish after the mission was over---

And then:

"Everyone, eyes on me." Lin Xia'ai cleared her throat. To get her internship certificate, she volunteered to take the blame, then said without expression, "That's right, I'm the human form of a certain white creature, the one who tricked little girls at an orphanage into taking the high-risk job of being magical girls. I'm also the culprit who made Dazai-chan work around the clock with no time to eat, and one of the people behind Chuuya's occasional memory loss..."

"I also made the Six-Eyed kid lose an eye, stole Geto Suguru's technique, and forced a certain hot-blooded high school boy to join the battle..."

"I'm also the one responsible for restarting the world!"

"Bet you didn't expect it, but I'm the real final boss!"

---Her paradise.

The timeline goes like this: First run---[Get swept up in the madness of the latest chapters of all the big manga as soon as they come out.]

Second run---[Transmigrate into the protagonists', their teachers', and the script team's youth?]

The Schrodinger's third run, where the first and second runs fuse---[Everyone, let me explain!]

An unconventional secret identity story.

Everyone's attitude shifts from [skepticism] to [belief] to [realization].

At first, they think she's some kind of experimental clone or part of a dark organization working together...

But surprise! She's actually a magical girl!

It's unconventional because the secret identities in this story aren't made up out of thin air. They're from other [books] that have already been discarded. Lin Xia'ai's role in the story is more or less to create a link that lets the other identities act. The two of them share a soul, which shows up as heterochromia.

So there are no fake tragedies, only real ones.

And there's no romance. None of the characters involved are paired up, okay? Some of the dialogue is taken from the original works to match certain moments. The female lead won't have a romance, and neither will her secret identities.

The female lead seems easygoing and kind, like a sweet girl who doesn't know much about the world. But push her too far, and she's an arrogant retired assassin whose life motto is to change whatever she doesn't like. (That's right, she's a wolf in sheep's clothing!)

Bonus scene:

The first time Lin Xia'ai used the roleplay System, she knew she couldn't play someone she had never met, or anyone smarter than herself. So whenever someone cried out a character's name in shock, she smiled and said---

"Who's Dazai? I don't know him. My name? I'm Lin Xia'ai Dazai Osamu. Don't ask. I've got to get to work now. The company can get by without me, but it's only pretending to hold on. I'm busy going to the company rooftop to threaten my boss with jumping."

"Gojo Satoru? Never heard of him. My name? What's up with my eyes? These green eyes? They're colored contacts! I'm Lin Xia'ai Gojo Satoru! Oh, I've got something to do, make way. I'm just going to kill someone and I'll be right back."

"Chuuya? You've got some nerve, speaking the name of a god! No, no, I just admire the Arahabaki and I'm cosplaying---"

"My name isn't Geto Suguru, and I don't know any Geto Suguru. Bye."

"---Why did my roleplay stats go up after I said all that?"

At its heart, this is a story about saving yourself.

Since the story is told in order, it starts with the latest developments in both worlds. Then the world restarts and the second run begins from the beginning. Everyone regains their memories at different times, and it won't be until much later that the first-run memories return. Magical Girl AU, Ultraman AU.

Theme: People have to save themselves.