Open Up! Your Useless Golden Finger Has Arrived [Quick Transmigration]

1. The Useless R-Rank Alchemist Dao Qiu is the lowest-ranked R card on the Card Continent, an alchemist whose success rate at brewing even the most basic healing potion is only ten percent. After being rejected and returned countless times, Dao Qiu had long since decided to lie flat. His summon rate had been reduced to the lowest tier; even the gods would shake their heads. But he never expected some unlucky soul to pull him with a single draw. His new master was a strange person. After learning Dao Qiu's stats, he didn't send him back. He even planned to keep him? Dao Qiu was deeply moved and decided to help his new master. But why wouldn't his master use his potions, and instead kept throwing himself into Dao Qiu's arms? He's not a human-shaped potion, you know! In the end, his new master successfully ascended to godhood, and Dao Qiu rose in rank along with him. The other cards were green with envy, and Dao Qiu was happy too. He'd be even happier if his master didn't make him drink the aphrodisiacs he brewed every day. QAQ 2. The Jade Ginseng Spirit Dao Qiu was a divine herb destined to be eaten by humans or beasts, but somehow, against all odds, he gained a spirit. To avoid being eaten, he did his best to hide his identity and carefully chose a person destined for greatness to follow. Unfortunately, despite all his efforts, he was still "eaten" in the end, by the Child of Fortune he'd so carefully selected! Dao Qiu stared at the Binding Immortals Rope wrapped around him, which was supposedly able to restrain even gods, and nearly cried. He was wrong. Being "eaten" like this was worse than being eaten for real. (Some of these ideas are temporary and may change.) Theme: Keep living with all your might