The strict father, the cold mother, the usurping younger brother, and the avenger: it was a doomed start from the very beginning...
Kamo Saku: What are you babbling about? Do you know there's a ghost in the house?! Don't worry, though. I'll take care of it with a little fire!
When he opened his eyes again, Kamo Saku had become a middle school student.
The good news: In this new world, there are no sorcerers with screws loose in their heads.
The bad news: ...There is no bad news! He left the world of sorcery behind, and the sun is shining bright outside!
As for the eight million gods and the yokai...
Kamo Saku's take: Aren't they just rotten oranges and curses? He can handle them with one hand tied behind his back.
"Wait!!" Yato's eyes went wide as he let out a piercing shriek. "What are you holding?!"
Looking awkward, Kamo Saku tried to hide the divine weapon behind his back.
Just hear him out!
Sure, he exterminates yokai, slays gods, and steals divine weapons, but he's a good god (scratch that), a good person!!
Everyone knows that the Rikkai Dai tennis club has no full-time coach. Their captain has always been in charge of everything.
Not long ago, however, Captain Yukimura was hospitalized due to illness and missed the entire tournament.
Takeshi Momoshiro looked toward the coaches' seats across the court. "So who's sitting in the coaches' seat now?"
Sadaharu Inui pushed up his glasses. "According to the information, he's a member of the literature club."
Momoshiro nodded in realization. "They just dragged someone in to fill the spot."
No one expected the reigning champions, Rikkai Dai, to be pushed into a playoff by Seishun Academy.
The referee frowned at the registration sheet in his hands. Rikkai Dai's roster had only seven names on it.
Were they planning to forfeit?
Suddenly, a commotion rippled through the crowd.
"Wait, that guy in the coaches' seat just stood up?"
"The head coach is warming up?"
"No way... The head coach is going onto the court?!!"
When he found the white cat, blood was streaming from half its body, yet its blue eyes shone like the sky melting into light.
Almost as if possessed, Kamo Saku took it home and cared for it devotedly, tending to it himself and even expending cursed energy to heal its body.
He named it "Little Go," as if doing so could make some unspoken wish come true.
Then, one night, the warm, wet tip of a tongue became the sensation of human lips and teeth. A white-haired man pinned him to the bed and murmured with a smile, "I hear you've had a crush on me for a long time?"
Content warnings:
1. Pairing with Gojo. The focus is on the push and pull of an unrequited crush. After all, he's 295, and dating him is Pro Max difficulty.
2. [Important] Gojo is sickly, but he will recover later.
3. A crossover of Noragami, Prince of Tennis, Jujutsu Kaisen, Kuroko's Basketball, Detective Conan, and more.
4. The male lead is chaotic good. The beginning is a slow burn, and not everyone from the Police Academy group will be saved.
5. There isn't much content set in the Jujutsu Kaisen world. The main focus is a happy new life with one person, one cat, and two divine weapons.
Theme: Let go of the shackles of the past and welcome a brand-new dawn.