[Western Crossover] Would an Earth Search-and-Rescue Dog Dream of Family Cosplaying as Masked Vigilantes?

I'm Jade Wayne. I have a noisy but happy family, and a job my friends and relatives jokingly call being Earth's search-and-rescue dog.

Other than my friends and relatives nagging me with concern whenever I get hurt on a mission, I have no troubles in life.

Then, after I was injured on a rescue mission and woke up, I saw my dear old dad sitting by my bed in a Batman costume from an urban legend, and my journalist godfather hovering behind him in a red-and-blue Superman costume, guiltily discussing battle damage.

The moment our six eyes met, my godfather went pale and let out a piercing shriek.

Then my godmother clapped a hand over his mouth.

My dad gave me the disapproving look of an urban legend and was about to start lecturing me.

Then my siblings, dressed in what looked like Bat vigilante costumes, clapped their hands over his mouth.

Me: ...

I figured I must still be dreaming, so I peacefully lay back down.

What a mess. Might as well enjoy it while it's hot. (laughs)

A lighthearted everyday story about a protagonist from the Bat Family who isn't a vigilante. The focus is on the heroine's day-to-day work with the rescue team, with some family identity-crisis comedy mixed in. The timeline is all over the place. The heroine is fourth in the family, older than Damian and younger than Tim, and is definitely a biological Bat-kid (but not a Batgirl version).

Later on, she'll encounter other versions of herself from parallel timelines. Some are alive, some are dead, and some are half-dead. Either way, it will definitely have a happy ending. Hehe~

Theme: If you do nothing, the world won't get better on its own