Gloomy Simp, but His Face Blindness Gets Him into Trouble [Quick Transmigration]

[You are a lovesick fool by the protagonist bottom's side.]

[You are unscrupulous, gloomy, perverted, and have done every wicked thing imaginable. In the end, the protagonist top and bottom join forces to crush you, and you meet a tragic end.]

Shi Yu, whose performance had ranked at the bottom of the quick transmigration department for years, was transferred to the Lovesick Fool department. The Lovesick Fool System encouraged the dispirited Shi Yu, saying that playing a lovesick fool took no skill. As long as he was devoted enough, he'd earn tons of lovesick points, turn his fortunes around, and slap the faces of those quick transmigration coworkers who looked down on him.

Shi Yu's confidence reignited, and he assured the System, "Leave it to me."

But before long, the System realized in despair why Shi Yu's missions always failed: it turned out... he had intermittent face blindness. If he couldn't even tell his targets apart, how was he supposed to be devoted to them?!

Shi Yu calmly replied that he'd just devote himself to all of them. Only...

Huh? Why were the protagonist top and bottom both clinging to him after he'd collected enough lovesick points?!

[World One: The hypnotized, perverted office drone lovesick fool in a modern supernatural story]

You're a lovesick corporate drone working 24/7, secretly in love with the protagonist bottom, your cold, sharp-tongued, fussy boss. You often sneak into his office late at night, steal his personal belongings, and do all sorts of perverted, unspeakable things. After your behavior is exposed, the protagonist top despises you and has you blacklisted. In the end, unable to find work, you starve on the street.

But with your face blindness, you got the wrong person.

You mistook the company's arrogant, rich playboy, the protagonist top who always looked down on you, for your boss. So every morning, you wake up with inexplicable patches of red and purple marks all over your body.

[World Two: The obsessive sasaeng threatened with nude photos in a showbiz story]

You're an obsessive sasaeng fan of the aloof, untouchable movie star. To get close to him, you bribe a private detective to break into the star's villa, then hide under his bed every day. Whenever the star falls asleep late at night, you share his bed. After you're discovered, you get cyberbullied and your reputation is ruined.

But this time, you went into the wrong room.

You entered the room of the hottest top-tier star, the protagonist top, who looked at you like you were filth at first sight. Not only did he have his way with you, he took nude photos to threaten you again and again: "You wouldn't want the movie star to find out you're a pervert, would you? Now take off your clothes."

[World Three: The stalked, drugged nude model lovesick fool in a Western art story]

You're a nude model who sells your body for fame and fortune, shamelessly seducing the cold, chaste painter protagonist bottom at every turn. The protagonist bottom remains unmoved, but the protagonist top can't stand you and viciously retaliates against you.

This time, you were lucky enough to recognize the right person, but you still caught the eye of the wealthy and powerful protagonist top.

The protagonist top saw the painting of you at the painter's auction exhibition and was instantly stunned by your beauty. Not only did he pay a fortune for the painting, he also tracked down where you lived, stalked you, and drugged you... then kissed every inch of your body again and again.

[The cauldron lovesick fool at the mercy of others in a cultivation story]

[The money-loving beta lovesick fool whose body is coveted in a sci-fi story]

A stunningly beautiful, face-blind, money-obsessed "lovesick fool" top x a wildly self-destructive, perverted bottom

Reading guide:

1. The "gloomy lovesick fool" is a delightfully twisted spirit, not a traditional lovesick fool. The main idea is that doing the wicked things from the original plot earns lovesick points, so he doesn't need to truly devote himself to the protagonist top and bottom. But the protagonist top and bottom really do become devoted to him.

2. From universally despised lovesick fool to universally adored heartthrob, with a satisfying reversal and a chaotic love rivalry.

3. Intermittent face blindness, with the timing of each episode entirely up to luck.

(2025.6.2)

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