The Chancellor Insists on Offering Himself to Me

The new novel on my homepage, After the Paranoid Tyrant Heard My Thoughts, is now open for readers. Please add it to your library!

[Invincible, carefree young lady vs. scheming, lovesick minister]

After years as an assassin, Bai Miaoke saved someone for the first time, all because she was momentarily captivated by his looks.

But she never imagined that this handsome young man was none other than Lu Yu, the ruthless prime minister of the rumors.

Bai Miaoke felt no guilt about swindling him out of his money and his virtue.

After flirting with him, she ran off to Jiangnan to investigate her mother's past, only to run into him again by chance.

Lu Yu invited her to travel with him, and Bai Miaoke happily agreed.

Lu Yu: She agreed to come with me. She must have feelings for me.

Bai Miaoke: We have to ride in a carriage? That's way too slow, man. I'll go on ahead!

Lu Yu froze as he lifted the carriage curtain. Where did my wife go?! Change horses, and chase after her!

When the distinguished Prime Minister Lu finally caught up with the carefree Miss Bai, she told him she only loved his face?

Lu Yu: Well, I suppose that's fine...

And so the formidable prime minister began his daily routine of cooking and tending the home.

"Wife, get down from the wall. It's time to eat!"

"Wife, you went up the mountain again? Your clothes are dirty. Take them off... I'll wash them."

"Wife, be gentle. Mm, not like that!"

Until their act became reality.

Bai Miaoke gradually grew enamored with hearing him call her "wife" again and again.

She even began to think that the cold-faced prime minister had changed his ways.

That is, until the two of them returned to the capital and turned the whole place upside down.

Bai Miaoke: Yes! The prime minister is so much more imposing like this.

Later on, the imposing Prime Minister Lu would often gaze at his reflection in the dead of night and lament, "If I grow old, will you still love me?"

Bai Miaoke traced the hideous scar on his chest, left by a blade he had taken for her, and whispered in his ear, "Until death do us part."

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No one knew that by day, Prime Minister Lu was always proper, condemning the ministers for indulging in pleasure instead of working hard.

But late at night, he would often hold her slender wrists tightly, his eyes red at the corners as he asked again and again, "Ke'er, do you really only love my face?"

Bai Miaoke, moved up and down by the force gripping her wrists, curled her lips into a smile. "Now there's one more thing..."

One-on-one, both virgins, happy ending, sweet romance with a devoted pursuer.

Romance-focused, with the plot as a secondary element.

An imaginary dynasty.

My next novel will be After the Paranoid Tyrant Heard My Thoughts. Please add it to your library! Here's the blurb:

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Before the age of fifteen, Xie Lanzhou was a refined crown prince, admired by everyone for his noble character.

After fifteen, he murdered his father, seized the throne, and became a bloodthirsty, ruthless ruler.

The people said he was cruel by nature, took pleasure in killing, and devoured blood and flesh every day.

His fearsome reputation kept neighboring countries from daring to invade.

But his empty harem made it easy for them to send wave after wave of women to infiltrate his palace.

Xie Lanzhou had killed many of the women sent to infiltrate the palace.

Then one day, he encountered another palace maid. She clumsily tried to seduce him under the pretense of pouring him wine. He was just about to kill her when he unexpectedly heard her thoughts.

[This dog emperor is so handsome. What a waste to be a tyrant. He'd make a perfect man for me.]

Him: ?

From then on, he discovered a new pleasure besides killing.

While he reviewed memorials:

[Wow, a serious man is the hottest. I want to pin him down on the desk and...]

While he pretended to sleep:

[The dog emperor's got a pretty nice body. I wonder what he'd look like with a little more showing.]

When he was wounded in an assassination attempt:

[Aw, a wounded beauty is even hotter. Could that scar be permanent?]

When he flew into a rage and killed someone:

[So this is what it means to fly into a rage for a beauty. Am I going to become a wicked consort who ruins the country?]

Xie Lanzhou: She loves me so much. I'll give her what she wants.

But the day after he made her a Noble Consort, he heard her thoughts:

[I'm a Noble Consort already? Then there's no way I can fool that old man from Zhao when he asks me for intelligence.]

Xie Lanzhou: A Noble Consort is a spy? How can there be such a lazy spy...

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Su Panyue was a spy sent to seduce the tyrant.

She didn't want to work every day, and thought she was quite pretty, so she decided to gamble on a better future.

She boldly climbed into the tyrant's bed.

The result was exactly what you'd expect: she died.

When she opened her eyes again, she had been reborn in the year she first arrived in Yan.

This time, she decided to keep her head down in the palace and live quietly as a low-ranking maid. After all, staying alive was what mattered most.

But the tyrant she had been desperate to avoid in this life kept approaching her of his own accord, again and again.

And so she went from a junior maid in the Wardrobe Bureau to the personal maid at the tyrant's side.

Later, she became a Noble Consort. Just as she was congratulating herself and thinking life was a breeze, her identity as a spy was exposed!

To live or to die, that is the question.

A lecherous, happy-go-lucky couch potato vs. a paranoid, lovesick tyrant

Theme: Sincerity is what matters most