A Pure Romance Protagonist Who Always Ends Up in a BG Romance [Quick Transmigration]

If happiness were a seasoning packet, Qi Sui would be instant noodles boiled in plain water.

And this world!

"This world is about true love! It's about finding the one! It's about getting back together after a breakup! It's ABO! It's men loving men and having babies! It's an overbearing CEO falling for a pure, impoverished student!"

Qi Sui's eyes fill with despair.

That's right.

She must be the firmly heterosexual passerby in a true-love novel, destined to become the villainess, whose actual role is to appear for no more than three chapters and die before her word count reaches ten thousand.

Her roles include, but are not limited to: the overbearing top's fiancee who refuses to give up; the despairing original wife in a cheating story; the pitiful, lovesick official wife of a Dragon Proud Hero; the tragic cultivation partner who upholds the Great Dao only to be sacrificed as proof of it...

What did we women ever do to you?

"Heterosexual romance has no future! Come help build a brighter future for BL!"

Qi Sui takes a deep breath, answers the call enthusiastically, and swears to become a brick in a true-love story, ready to be carried wherever she's needed.

She only has to become a passerby, one hundred percent of the time. Qi Sui says:

I've got this, bro. Guaranteed success.

But she still fails.

Every main storyline inexplicably veers into heterosexual romance.

No, she doesn't want to be last in performance!

Bad news: she's ranked last in performance.

Good news: she can transfer to the romance department next door. It only has two or three colleagues, unfortunately none of them are human.

Main Storyline 1: The cuckolded wife of a cheating man

"I love you so deeply, but you love an idiot. The idiot doesn't love you, and you're even more of an idiot than he is."

Qian Jin is handsome and capable, but unfortunately, he has no money.

When he was young, he concealed his sexuality to marry his teacher's daughter. For years, he has treated his wife coldly.

His wife puts up with him and cares for him, hoping that one day her husband will notice the love she has given him. But everything goes wrong.

Her husband's new boss is young and beautiful, debonair and charming, with an illustrious family and incomparable professional ability. Most importantly of all...

He's a man.

When love crosses gender lines, everything that was once normal in life changes, becoming absurd and distorted.

The beautiful man touches her haggard face, worn down by the third party in her marriage, and uses honeyed words to bewitch her.

None of this is her fault. She shouldn't have to bear the consequences of her husband's mistakes. All she needs to do is find new happiness.

Main Storyline 2: The tragic official wife of the Dragon Proud Hero

The Dragon Proud Hero of an urban supernatural novel, Murong Aotian, holds his nose and marries a woman to compete for his family's secret treasure.

Just as everything is about to fall into place, Murong Aotian reunites with his childhood friend. That person is still just as refined as he remembers, as if he were born to be cherished in the palm of someone's hand.

A thought he has hidden for years resurfaces.

He hands over the secret treasure and his supernatural powers, all to win a smile from the beauty.

The beauty does smile, his gaze gentle and tender. Following his gaze, Murong Aotian sees only his own wretched, ugly, long-suffering wife.

A fresh-faced, beautiful man leans beside the woman, gently holding her hand against his cheek.

"Stop loving him. Love me instead."

Main Storyline 3: The childhood sweetheart bride of an honest man

Chen Ping is an honest man.

Everyone around him says so. Even the childhood sweetheart he grew up with believes they'll marry one day.

While Qi Sui works herself to the bone for their future, she sees her supposedly honest fiance outside a private club, holding another man's hand and teasing him intimately.

Chen Ping, the perfect fiance in her eyes, is scheming to use this timid childhood sweetheart to help his first love, who has azoospermia, have a child.

A weak woman who lost her father young can easily be manipulated by the two of them.

The self-loathing, despicable man tries lowering his head to coax the woman, and then never raises it again.

Main Storyline 4: The first love girlfriend whose boyfriend is stolen by a newcomer

Main Storyline 5: The tragic cultivation partner sacrificed to prove the Dao

Main Storyline 6: The rural woman who is jilted in a period novel

Warning:

The author is a die-hard heterosexual-romance writer.

The heroine is neither clever nor noble, and is neither a strong woman nor a female powerhouse.

One-on-one romance, male lead has no sexual experience.

The male lead has no history of homosexuality, and will never have a romantic relationship with any man, past, present, or future. From the moment the heroine enters the world, the setting and background have already shifted out of alignment. He and the heroine are made for each other.

The male lead is fundamentally heterosexual (emphasis added).

Currently updating next door: Becoming a Background Character in an Explicit Film

Have you ever watched an explicit film?

The kind where the male and female leads start getting physical after barely exchanging three sentences.

There is one piece of good news and one piece of bad news in front of me now.

The good news is that I transmigrated. I've finally escaped the mortgage payments that have been suffocating me every month and the relentless calls from my exploitative supervisor on my phone every day.

The bad news is that I transmigrated into an explicit film.

This explicit film has all the elements.

It has a pop idol who loves having sex with fans, an unscrupulous creditor with a thing for other men's wives, a junior who goes wild with power-reversal play, a male boss who loves sexually harassing people at work, and a gloomy stalker who enjoys playing perverted train groper... among other things.

**s, ***s, and **** play are everywhere.

I'm shocked.

But luckily, I'm just a background character.

I've been a staff member at an idol's fan-service event, a junior intern when a creditor came to collect a debt, a part-time teacher who walked in on an intimate scene at university, an employee bullied at work, and an office drone catching up on sleep on the train after work...

Without exception, I'm always a background character.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second!

Why does a background character have to work so many jobs every day?

Just when I think I can finally rest easy and be a lazy fish in this anything-goes world, my role suddenly starts to feel wrong.

Because I show up in the explicit-film set so often, they notice me.

This is simply awful. I swear...

May the days of working ten jobs a day roll as far away from me as possible!

Theme: Abide by the law