Ye Qinghe transmigrates into a certain erotica novel as its most tragic sacrificial beauty.
In the original story, he is as aloof and ethereal as an immortal, but one glance at the protagonist ruins his life. He casts aside his cool, proud demeanor and confesses his love with tears in his eyes.
He betrays his valley and its teachings for that person, willingly becoming a human medicine cauldron, only to end up as a plaything for countless men.
Ye Qinghe frowns, confused, and says nothing.
That very night, Ye Qinghe makes off with the valley's spiritual herbs and flees to a remote mountain so deep even ghosts couldn't find him.
He lives in seclusion and farms for ten years. Then the plot kicks in, his devoted-puppy trait explodes, and Ye Qinghe devotes himself to three, four, five, six people in a row.
The melodrama may be late, but it always arrives.
When his mouth starts spouting shameless lines against his will...
He pins the righteous sect's prodigy in a medicinal hot spring and strips him to treat his wounds: "Young hero, your waist... Ahem, your wound needs a daily massage."
He ties up the Demon Lord like a dumpling and forces him to drink medicine: "If you don't believe me, I'll cut out my heart and show you."
He binds his corrupted junior brother with spirit-locking ropes to detox him: "If it hurts, bite my finger. I'll hurt with you."
Protagonist / villain / junior brother: He really does love me.
Later, rumors spread throughout the three realms that the Divine Healer Valley's abandoned disciple is a deranged playboy.
He tells the Sword Venerable, "I'd pluck the stars for you," then turns around to refine medicine with the Demon Lord's heart's blood. He even agrees to be chained to a bed for seven days and seven nights for his demonic junior brother.
Until one day, the plot's restraints suddenly shatter.
Ye Qinghe pulls out a jade slip listing his grudges and sneers as he marks them down one by one:
First, the one who tricked him into diving into a freezing pool to retrieve a sword;
Second, the one who coaxed him into cutting out his heart's blood;
Third...
Ye Qinghe tenderly runs his hand over the long knife he sharpened all night.
[An emotionally clueless gong who's either hunting someone down or being hunted x A disastrously unlucky shou, a divine healer who can deliver level-999 cheesy pickup lines]
[Reading Guide]
① 1v1. The shou is forced to talk big in the early chapters, then delivers physical salvation later.
② The crematorium explodes into fireworks.
③ Come watch an aloof beauty spout sweet nothings while bleeding and stabbing someone else's kidney.
Message: When false seems true, truth can seem false.
