——[In order for the novel to sell well, the protagonist must have characteristics that make people shine?
One novelist mused.
[How about some more secure love? Okay, what a strange request.
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01/Doomsday travel diary
[Facial paralysis zombie x hybrid war god]
If social networks hadn't collapsed in the apocalypse, you'd probably be answering a question on someone else's post.
The most suitable profession for lazy people: Zombie.
02/Wrong strategy route
[The male high school student who accidentally entered the scary GalGame X is the target to be conquered with a yandere number plate]
Male protagonist: Wife! ! ! Give way to all you wild flowers, I only have my wife in my heart! ! !
The heroine who got the label of being a yandere: Dad Xun is in trouble, she can chop him eighteen times in a row! (Smiling sinisterly)
Male protagonist: My wife is going to chop me with a knife! She has me in her heart!
It seems that the heroine has a problem, but actually the male protagonist has a problem
03/Who is the murderer?
[The indestructible foreign victim x the puppy-eyed love-brained clown]
Ms. Maria, an apprentice at the bakery, has just arrived and knows nothing about the upcoming celebrations in the town that is gradually becoming lively.
The manager told her that a famous circus would be staying here for a while.
Maria is not interested in circus performances.
Of course, dating a handsome clown without his makeup doesn't count.
04/Star of Tomorrow
[The salted fish social animal who traveled through another world X the alienated omnic police officer with the emotional chip]
Eliminate all factors that are not conducive to [his humanity].
Hostess: Just breathe.
Police officer:. (The emotion module handles exception)
Police Officer: Please dismantle the breastplate and replace the parts.
Heroine: The XP bursts, the method is great.
05/Novelist
[The protagonist who doesn't follow the plot x the scheming novelist]
In order to keep the story going, the novelist decided to play the role of the missing hero himself.
Hostess: The tyrant I met the day before yesterday was you, the artistic young man I met yesterday was you, and the lunatic I met today was you, my father, you pervert.
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————·Instructions for reading the article·————
-◎In a gathering of people, there is always one person who is not a human being, and there is always one person who is abnormal. She and he are beautiful and spirited.
-◎The text is set in an imaginary world, please do not link it to the real world.
-◎The order of the copywriting ideas is in no particular order. There may be deletions and changes including the content when the pit is officially launched 2025.3.15. The latest copywriting was updated on 2025.12.30
-◎Style writing practice, focusing on relaxation and happiness
Intention: Please love me tenderly