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01/[Convenience Store Simulator]
You discovered a convenience store simulator. First of all, you didn't understand why the game's setting tags were both scary, violent, and light-hearted and funny. It also said that the game also contained supernatural, magic, curiosity, love, and many other elements. So out of strong curiosity, you started the game.
It's just a convenience store. How can it be sewn into so many elements?
You thought confidently.
...
After officially starting to play, you will understand deeply.
No, what kind of convenience store can't sell goods all day long, and all the people who come in are weird people?
Gangsters, gang fights, robberies, trying to buy things for zero dollars, falling down and destroying shops, people in strange clothes...
Damn it, what kind of mental state did the creator of this game have in designing the game? It turns out that it's really not a lie. It has so many elements!
02/[Citizen Simulator]
Being bombed, being bombed, being bombed every day!
Damn it, I'm going to turn into a bomber and blow up all you bastard Gothamites! ! !
This is the change in the mentality of a player who chose Gotham civilians to start the game and experienced more than a dozen explosions and repeated restarts.
Tifuli: How dare you say that my quality is poor? I will show you my poor quality [Faces of Outlaws. Jpg]
03/[Cleaner Simulator]
Clean up the garbage and destroy the dead bodies and traces.
Tivana: You have to be judged as trash before I can clean it up!
04/[Beautiful Girl Love Simulator]
I'm so disappointed. Is your game language setting not correct?
You look at the partner in the love game in front of you. The handsome and mature man is talking to you, as if he is asking something.
What are you talking about!
The beautiful girl glared angrily at the target.
I don't understand, but strike first and mark the other party first!
Bruce Wayne who was suddenly and forcefully kissed by a strange lady:? !
05/[Cupid Simulator]
I'm in Gotham and have just landed.
Beaten by a little boy.
The little boy in the red and green uniform grabbed your collar angrily, holding on to the arrow that missed the target in his other hand.
"How dare you shoot me in the ass with an arrow?!"
The little boy yelled in a hoarse voice that was still in the process of changing his voice.
Damn it, this kid is so strong, you feel like you are going to be suffocated.
But soon, you decide you might as well just hang up.
You watched in horror as the little boy sneered, then picked up the arrow and stabbed you back in retaliation, although only a small wound was left.
But the crux of the matter is -
That's a Cupid's arrow.
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