When sorties, expeditions, and drills had all become utterly dull, the max-level, fully ascended Sword Warriors throughout the citadel were overcome with profound melancholy. While the Saniwa was busy chasing after his girlfriend in the modern world to spend time being lovey-dovey, and everyone else had already started competing to see who could take the most heads from the Kebiishi, the citadel had become completely broken.
Ima-no-Tsuruji looked around and sighed. He fished a fresh whetstone out of Gokotai's giant tiger's mouth and began his 5,387th attempt to grind Iwatooshi's teeth flat.
Iwatooshi held his mouth wide open, his vacant eyes turned toward the sky. He could only think, Damn, the world's really gone downhill.
At its core, this is a snarky take on various fanon interpretations and tropes. No dark corruption fanon here.
An OOC extravaganza! The swords are all OOC to varying degrees, but every one of them is!
The Saniwa has a girlfriend and little presence. The swords and the Saniwa aren't romantically involved; everyone's just a bunch of brothers-in-arms, friends as unyielding as steel (blacked out).
No angst! No angst! No angst! The important things must be said three times!
Theme: Life needs a few challenges and thrills to be more meaningful!
So Qingguang gave Jin Jian a three-day push when he knew that Jin Jian had a score of 173? Are you afraid that the world will not be in chaos?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I laughed at the beginning hahahahahaha
Private Marseille Jinjiang is stuck and will not be sent out until tomorrow orz
Abstract story development? I like!
It's so interesting, everyone's condition is stable(?`▽??)?