A Whirlwind Marriage, But the Whole Tycoon Family Knows He's Head Over Heels

[Cold-faced, sharp-tongued B-king deaf Alpha VS talkative, narcissistic, vain, dramatic Omega]

The eldest son of a top-tier wealthy family, Fang Wenzhou's B-king personality fully manifested from childhood. Starting in kindergarten, he isolated the entire class and refused to communicate with any idiots.

He thought the only misfortune in his life was being deaf from birth, until he met Ye En at age five.

The kindergarten teacher paired Ye En, who talked so much that he drove the whole class crazy, with the taciturn Fang Wenzhou.

A week later, Ye En learned sign language and started annoying Fang Wenzhou's eyes instead.

When Fang Wenzhou is twenty-two, Ye En's family goes bankrupt. Having never known a day of hardship, Ye En sets his sights on the rich, handsome, and powerful Fang Wenzhou, and gets someone to discreetly find out what kind of person Fang Wenzhou likes.

Fang Wenzhou glances at Ye En, who's listening in with half his head poking out, and sneers. "I like smart people."

Ye En: That's me!

"Good with money."

Ye En: That's me too!!

"Hardworking."

Ye En: Still me!!!

His friend pats Ye En, who is practically the exact opposite. Not a single one fits.

Before his friend can offer any consolation, Ye En covers his mouth in shock. "Oh my God, could Fang Wenzhou have had a crush on me since we were kids?"

Friend: ???

In his twenty-some years, Fang Wenzhou has met no shortage of idiots. Ye En is certainly among the very best of them.

Looking at his and Ye En's pheromone compatibility, a whopping ninety-nine percent, Fang Wenzhou stares blankly as he recalls every rotten thing he's ever done.

But he's done so many rotten things that he can't tell which one caused this result. Fang Wenzhou sighs softly and accepts his fate.

After they get married, Fang Wenzhou unexpectedly falls into a coma. When he wakes, Ye En is crying as if his heart is breaking.

"You scared me to death. I almost thought I'd be left a widow."

"If you died, who would give me pocket money, warm my feet, and stand up for me when I got bullied?"

"Boohoo, I've already thought it through. I'm good-looking, so finding someone with a better temper than you should be easy..."

Fang Wenzhou quietly lowers the hand he'd raised in emotion. Yep, that's definitely his wife. Not many people are this heartless.

Ye En bows his head to wipe his tears, then finishes in a choked but earnest voice. "But I don't want anyone else... I still want to spend my whole life with you."

Fang Wenzhou, the rational one, thinks he needs to talk to Ye En about how long a lifetime really is, and how few people are lucky enough to make it through one together.

But when he's about to speak, he meets Ye En's tear-red eyes. Fang Wenzhou, who has never lost an argument, is strangely at a loss for words.

Never mind... Why bother arguing with Ye En?

The idiot probably doesn't know how long a lifetime is.

Then he'll just spend it with him.

Blurb dated March 25, 2025

Theme: In this vast sea of people, you can always find someone just as delightfully unhinged to share your journey with