After Breaking with My Vicious Bad Dog [GB]

Her friend Zhan Ruo had repeatedly urged Cui Yawang to divorce Li Shunlan, her cousin, whom she described as “a pretentious, cold, downright awful man with an unspeakable medical condition (possibly).” Pretentious? Li Shunlan really was something of a show-off. He knew he was handsome, too, so he often strutted around his wife in the nude, showing off his abs. Cui Yawang, a monster who knew nothing about romance, had no idea that Li Shunlan was trying to seduce her with his body. She just thought her husband's skin and bone structure were both rather pretty. Cold... Cui Yawang could certainly attest to that. Her husband did like to wear a world-weary expression and radiate icy disdain. But Li Shunlan wasn't always cold, especially when he was enjoying himself. His skin was unusual, sensitive and quick to change color. Even the lightest touch made him tremble. Cui Yawang's monstrous aesthetic sense meant she especially loved seeing her husband with tears in his eyes, struggling to catch his breath and gasping as though he couldn't breathe. Usually, at times like that, he would threaten her by squeezing her pretty swanlike neck, but he couldn't bring himself to squeeze hard enough to kill the infuriating monster who made his body and heart ache. But Li Shunlan simply couldn't bring himself to beg for mercy. So the man could only angrily bite the adorable-looking tentacle flesh wrapped around his chest. It didn't hurt Cui Yawang at all, and only made her even more eager to toy with him. As for the claim that he was downright awful, Cui Yawang couldn't help agreeing. Li Shunlan was always biting her soft skin. He especially liked to bite and lick at the same time, leaving close-set kisses all the way from her neck to her feet. For a while afterward, Cui Yawang's skin would ache faintly. She suspected it was a lingering effect of Li Shunlan biting her for too long. As for that unspeakable medical condition... Please add my upcoming novel to your reading list! Why Is My Little Brother So Perverted? A promiscuous heroine who enjoys dating but doesn't sleep with her partners x a fake-sunny, insecure hero To get revenge on her unrelated younger brother, the older sister deliberately tells him, after he loses his memory in a car accident and turns into an idiot, that they are a couple madly in love. Before losing his memory, the younger brother was handsome, dazzling, and charming. He was impeccable in the way he treated people, excelled in school, and was the sole heir to the family's billion-dollar trust. This man, who was practically a perfect dreamboat, had a side no one knew about: insecure, gloomy, twisted, and ugly. Since childhood, he had deliberately picked fights with his older sister. They had clawed each other's faces during childhood brawls, and at school they wouldn't even say hello when they saw each other. Everyone knew they had a bad relationship. They were siblings who had always clashed, their personalities at odds by nature. * They went hiking together. His sister headed east, so he insisted on going west. He ended up stranded in the mountains and nearly got lost, and it was his sister who pulled him out of a ditch. He wouldn't thank her. He hated her. Fake. You love playing the savior so much, so why not keep pretending? * The younger brother hated his older sister so much that it was practically hatred, and she knew it all too well. He was always like that. He was pleasant and good-natured with everyone, the sunny young man so many people admired, warm and bright yet impossible to reach. The older sister had heard several of her female friends call her adopted younger brother an outstanding man, a success, and a winner in life. She scoffed at those descriptions. Because he was only snide and sarcastic with her. And she wasn't the type to put up with it, either, so whenever they were together, neither of them could manage a pleasant expression. They just traded barbs. The older sister didn't particularly care whether her younger brother liked her. She simply hadn't expected him to suddenly become an idiot, and she was mischievous enough to decide on the spot to prank the little jerk. So on the day they met, she told him that lie. She hadn't expected him to believe every word. An idiot was easy to fool. For an older sister who was selfish and treated dating like a game, messing with her younger brother was child's play. * But then one day, her younger brother actually regained his memories. It wasn't long before he found out that his older sister had gotten engaged to another man behind his back. He soon heard that she'd said she was just playing with him like he was a puppy. Her fiancé came over to get to know the family. Upstairs, the door to the older sister's room stood ajar, and the room was quiet. The young man wrapped both arms around the person in his embrace, holding her securely as their lips brushed together and he kissed her skin all over. His kisses trailed from her lips down to her navel piercing, his tongue licking her in a way that was almost obscene before continuing downward... The older sister's vision blurred. As she stroked the younger brother crouched in front of her, she could think of only one thing. He really was like a little dog. And so good at eating. ■Reading Tips: 1. Adorable and innocent x nasty and cold. First love for both; they are each other's only partners, emotionally and physically. There are misunderstandings early on, but they will be cleared up later. 2. The heroine is a nonhuman monster trying to pass as human. Although the hero is younger than her, he's a traditional patriarch who loves bossing her around. 3. The heroine has a great time with her wicked tentacles. (New blurb written on March 14, 2026) Theme: Like and love are meant for one person only.