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Blurb:
Lin Nuo accidentally gets bound to a quick transmigration System and must travel to different small worlds, playing the role of a scheming green-tea villain who pushes the plot forward.
The foolish boy who traded ten lifetimes' worth of intelligence for one lifetime of beauty looks utterly bewildered. "Am I supposed to cosplay as a drink?"
The System smiles wickedly. "You'll find out when you get there."
[World One: The Green-Tea Roommate]
Lin Nuo plays a selfish, lousy-but-addicted gamer.
When he finds out his roommate is an esports star, he pesters him to carry him up the ranked ladder, anytime, anywhere. Even when his roommate is playing duo with the girl he secretly likes, Lin Nuo barges in.
"Big brother, are you not going to play with NuoNuo anymore?"
"Big brother, NuoNuo will wear a little dress for you. Carry NuoNuo up the ranks, okay?"
According to the plot, the girl, mistakenly believing he's a girl, gets wildly jealous. After plenty of explaining and back-and-forth, the two lovers finally get together, and Lin Nuo, the useful tool, can make his graceful exit.
But in reality, the girl doesn't get jealous or fight with his roommate at all. Instead, she sends Lin Nuo a private message:
[If I carry you up the ranks, will you really wear a little dress?]
Lin Nuo's brain short-circuits. What does that mean?
What happens next leaves Lin Nuo even more dumbfounded.
Not only does the girl often invite him to play, but she's even better than his roommate. Before long, she's carried him into the top ten on the server.
Wow. Impressive.
Even more impressive, Lin Nuo discovers that the girl is actually the esports star he's supposed to win over, while his roommate is a fake.
Lin Nuo, who pursued the wrong person, falls apart.
"So, can you wear a little dress for me now?"
The person he had been calling "Big Sister" in a falsetto voice finally sends him a voice message. A deep, magnetic baritone that could make your ears pregnant.
Thinking of all the sugary, flirtatious things he'd said lately, Lin Nuo runs away in embarrassment.
Of course, he doesn't get far.
The cool, ethereal-looking man produces a little dress that makes Lin Nuo blush and asks coldly, "Are you putting it on yourself, or should I help you?"
Lin Nuo: "..."
Can I choose neither? *Sob.*
[World Two: Pretending to Be the Unforgettable First Love]
Lin Nuo plays a con artist who impersonates the amnesiac rich heir's unforgettable first love so he can live a life of luxury.
This time, he learns from his mistakes and repeatedly confirms the target's information before making his move.
Since he's a fake, he sometimes comes dangerously close to being exposed.
But as long as he tears up and says pitifully, "Big brother, NuoNuo is so scared," he gets through with ease.
According to the plot, the rich heir's sworn enemy can't stand watching him get thoroughly deceived by a little green tea. He steps forward and claims that he was the one who saved the heir's life back then.
As the sworn enemy tries to prove it by recreating the scene with the rich heir, the heir miraculously regains his memory.
In the end, the rich heir and his sworn enemy get together, while Lin Nuo, the con artist, makes a sorry exit.
But when the sworn enemy sees him deceiving the rich heir, he doesn't reveal the truth. Instead, he corners Lin Nuo in a dark room, grips his delicate throat, and says icily:
"I hear you're beautiful when you cry. Let me see you cry. Make me happy, and I won't expose you as a fraud."
Lin Nuo, desperate to quit the act and exit the story: "..."
Can I just not cry? *Sob.*
[Worlds Three, Four, and Five: ... To be continued.]
Theme: Love life!