
I'm Just a Little Sea Hare, What More Do You Want from Me?!
我只是一只小海兔,你还要我怎样!
by Nine-Mile Lion (九里狮)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 437k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 5mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Would you be willing to raise a cute little sea bunny?
Although I'm dozens of times bigger than an ordinary sea bunny, I'm still only as big as your thumb!
And I don't eat much, so I'm very easy to care for. If you really forget to feed me, I-I can photosynthesize!
The little sea bunny ventures into the human world for the first time to repay a debt of gratitude. The journey is difficult, and along the way he meets both good and bad people, but even more eccentric companions: a puppy who delivers right to your door and forces you to buy things, the park's arrogant crow overlord who always holds his head high, and an ancient divine beast of a boss whose eyesight is so poor that he can't tell humans from animals and can't recognize faces...
With his friends by his side, the little sea bunny can do great things too!
Set against the backdrop of Eastern mythology. Male lead is the bottom. His original form is a leaf sheep sea slug, a member of the sea bunny family. Look it up if you've never seen one, they're unbelievably, unbelievably, unbelievably cute!
A sugary-sweet happy ending, Shen Ming x Ye Yang. A cold, aloof-looking top who is actually socially anxious x an adorable, innocent bottom with astonishing strength.
At first glance, it looks like a workplace novel. Look closer and it's an action blockbuster!
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The serious blurb:
Leaf sheep sea slugs are lowly creatures.
Of course, Ye Yang didn't know that once upon a time.
Each day of Ye Yang's life was no different from that of his countless kin. Instinct drove them to forage for food. If they couldn't find any, they squeezed into sunny spots and relied on chlorophyll to make just a little food, sustaining their brief, unnoticed lives.
Then one day, a human accidentally left behind a drop of golden blood. Ye Yang was reborn, gaining not only a lifespan hundreds of times longer than before, but also a consciousness of his own.
After cultivating a human form, Ye Yang immediately set out to find his benefactor. But the journey turned out to be nothing like he had imagined.
The human world is full of schemes. This little sea bunny wants to go back to the sea!
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Coming next: A sweet showbiz romance. A calculating, scheming CEO top x a beautiful, upright mountain spirit celebrity bottom.
[Note: 1. When the top and bottom are photographed in bed together for the first time, nothing actually happens. The top does not take advantage of him. 2. The bottom is the child of a mountain god and a human. He has a few curious abilities, but no particularly powerful golden finger. Everything he achieves is through his own efforts.]
#Breaking News#
Feng Lingyu, a rising star in showbiz and a celebrated positive role model, has been photographed in bed with Jiang Tinghuai, the CEO of his own entertainment company. There are pictures and video!
That day, Feng Lingyu, an idol who had worked hard since childhood, striving diligently all the way from an impoverished mountain village, truly thought his career was over.
The relentless trending topics and smear campaigns, the massive financial losses caused by a serious breach of contract, brands cutting ties, and the company holding him accountable made his vision go black again and again. He even considered ending his life.
But after he transferred all his savings to his parents, his manager brought him some unexpected news.
Jiang Tinghuai, the CEO who had also been set up, had invited him to collaborate: they would enter a marriage of convenience and appear together on a couples' reality show to quell the public backlash.
In Feng Lingyu's impression, Jiang Tinghuai was stern and taciturn, always serious and composed. So he prepared thoroughly, determined to portray a loving and respectful couple on the show, intimate but mindful of boundaries.
But from the very first day of filming the preview, things went completely beyond his expectations.
Was this clingy puppy really the same CEO Jiang he knew?!
Once again, with their fingers tightly interlaced and their cheeks pressed together as they whispered into each other's ears in front of everyone, Feng Lingyu couldn't help asking, "CEO Jiang, isn't this a bit much?"
"Not at all. This is what married couples are normally like." Jiang Tinghuai's usually calm, distant, iron-gray eyes shone with innocent sincerity as he lied with a perfectly straight face.
Feng Lingyu had never been in a relationship, but still felt something was off. Jiang Tinghuai drew him closer into his arms. "All right, the cameras are rolling. Don't stand so far away from me."
Seen from behind, the tall, broad-shouldered figure completely enveloped the other, like a protector, or a cage.
Everyone else: ...Is he a dog? He's so possessive!
Jiang Tinghuai came from a truly prestigious family. His most common feeling, from childhood onward, had been boredom. His exceptional looks, talent, and background put everything and everyone within easy reach. He had tried all sorts of things to escape the tedium, never expecting that a little celebrity he signed on a whim would make his heart race like never before. For the first time, he felt that every corner of his ordinary life was full of fun. As long as that person was by his side, nothing was boring.
From the very beginning, he had been determined to protect Feng Lingyu and never let anything or anyone come between them. But who could have guessed that he would overcome differences in gender, family, and public opinion, only for the real obstacle to be their species?!
Feng Lingyu was just as baffled. People had always praised him for looking like a mountain spirit, but he had never imagined that he really was one!
In truth, it's the story of an older man who, after being unexpectedly set up, realizes his feelings and goes with the flow, then pulls out all the stops to win himself a young sweetheart (¯▽¯)ゞ
Theme: Strive for a bright future!
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"Not only students, but also teachers..." This is a big bug for the author~ It's not like I'm missing a few words.
Poor Ye Ye, got beaten again [covering face and laughing and crying]
"Jiu" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Just
"Jin Guo" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ passed
"Will" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ return
This introduction. . . Doesn't the reason for receiving the transformation have nothing to do with "There is no domineering leakage today"? There is no other meaning, because the core plot is different. It was because the sense of déjà vu was so strong when I first saw my identity and transformation.
Come on, teacher, there are very few animal stories about sea hares.
Ah! Are you a bad guy, Brother Fu? Don't lie to the cute little rabbit 😭
V-Does Aplysia have ears like this? (Confuse)
This racial trait matches the bad-mouthed anchor very well.