More than two extra pounds beneath that immortal's facade?? Xu Changsheng woke to a dull pain in his chest.
He reached out to rub it without thinking, but his fingertips suddenly froze in midair.
That flat sensation was wrong.
Even stranger, the firm muscles beneath his hand rose and fell with each breath. His plain white nightclothes were soaked with cold sweat, clinging damply to his waist and abdomen and outlining two sharply defined V-lines.
"Damn it." He stared at the extra bulge between his legs. The clear, masculine voice that came from his throat made him shudder.
The good news: he was still alive...
The bad news: he'd been conned by some piece of crap called "Caodan," a piece of crap so awful his own parents wouldn't recognize him...
Xu Changsheng was a useless wreck whose abilities worked only sometimes. After meeting Su Shimu, the cold-hearted sword cultivator, he became useless with remarkable consistency.
After Caodan conned him into keeping a close eye on Ning Xue, the cheat-code king, and getting the official couple, Lin Wan'er and Su Shimu, together, things went... The cultivation prodigy Lin Wan'er and the cheat-code king Ning Xue ended up together, while Xu Changsheng, after being fooled by Caodan, found his "straight back" bending more and more...
"Xu... Changsheng... Who do you think lit the lantern for you?" Inside the coffin, Su Shimu grabbed him by the lapel and bit down...
"Wait... You bit the wrong place. Where are you biting...?" Xu Changsheng stood outside the coffin, anxiously shouting. Only when his hand passed right through it did he remember he was a spirit. Furious, he cried, "Caodan??? Didn't you say that later on, Su the Pockmarked would hold the heroine's coffin and sob? How did it turn into him grabbing my coffin lid and biting, biting, biting me???"
A mutually redemptive romance between a beautiful, strong, tragic, flirtatious bottom and a crazy sword cultivator top
Theme: The path to godhood of an obsessive powerhouse
