
The Cannon Fodder Who Was Claimed by the Crazy Male Lead [Quick Transmigration]
被疯批男主强占的炮灰[快穿]
by You Ci (游赐)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 304k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
The third world is complete!
Bai Anyi's mission is to take the place of various villains and cannon fodder characters who died with resentment in their little worlds.
But... why do the protagonists keep putting their hands on him?!
World One: Broken, unhinged, love-starved bottom x short-tempered, obsessed straight-man top
When they first meet
Straight guy: "You actually dare to...! You gay freak! If you have a thing for me, you're dead!"
Later
The cannon fodder is forcibly "cured" into a straight man at a conversion center. Now, whenever he's near a man, especially a certain straight guy, he trembles all over and has a severe stress reaction. The straight guy is devastated and miserable. At night, he cries by the bed, too scared to let the cannon fodder find out.
Every day, he posts online: "What do I do if my wife insists he's straight?"
Later still
He discovers the bug in the system...
The straight guy holds the cannon fodder in his arms and kisses him senseless, rocking him as he gently coaxes, "Don't worry, we're both totally straight. We're just holding each other to stay warm..."
World Two: Oblivious, laid-back fishing enthusiast and male model bottom x gloomy, theatrical nonhuman sugar daddy top
At the start
A male model who looks fifty percent like his unrequited love is sent to get close to a monster.
The monster, whose secret has been discovered by the model, sprouts countless eerie tentacles from behind his back and speaks in a gentle, bewitching voice: "Good boy, forget what you saw."
Later
The male model, sensing that something is wrong, prepares to run away and has even found a new sugar daddy.
The enraged monster hides his dangerous tentacles, pretends to be harmless, and backs off to advance, saying, "That's fine. You can leave, but before you go, help me pursue my unrequited love."
Later still
After accidentally ending up in bed with his love coach and eating his fill, the monster gets a sudden idea and says gravely, "I'm pregnant. You have to take responsibility!"
World Three: Sadistic, impotent deposed crown prince bottom x foreign slave top who has endured hardship to exact revenge
The tall slave, who should have killed him long ago, never backed down from his unjust punishments. Instead, he kneels by the bed and bends down to kiss his fingertips.
"Your Highness, please use me."
World Four: Bloodthirsty beagle zombie king bottom x sick, unhinged but kid-loving scientist top
The scientist, who should have dissected him without mercy long ago, pins down his bleeding neck where he's been bitten, but refuses to let go of him with his other hand.
"You can only bite me, understand?"
PS: These worlds are tentative and may change.
Greedy, horny, emotionally detached troublemaking bottom x obsessive, gloomy, love-addled loyal dog top
Reading guide:
1. The top is a split piece of the original, and both body and heart are pure.
2. Bai is cold-hearted despite his friendly appearance. He'll only truly fall in love in the later worlds.
3. The top is Bai's number one fan: short-tempered, gloomy, a green tea, and an adorable little guy.
4. The top could publish a book called The Art of Winning Yourself Over.
5. The top is exceptionally sensitive and sees everyone as a rival in love.
6. In my version, loving each other means taking turns being each other's master at different stages. The top loves him so much he wants to eat him.
7. Not a typical sweet romance! A dark danmei romance! Some worlds have angst and faked deaths, but it has a happy ending!!
8. Everything serves the author's kinks.
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"Sister-in-Law, He Doesn't Love You": Sister-in-law, open the door. It's my turn.
ABO, switching partners
Jiang Zhiyu and Mu You were childhood sweethearts, and their pheromones were highly compatible. Their innocent first love naturally led to marriage, and everyone gave them their blessings.
Everyone except Mu Huai, his younger brother by six years.
He said, "My brother doesn't love you. I'm the one who really loves you."
Jiang Zhiyu thought he was just being childish. He and Mu You were clearly made for each other.
Unfortunately, their happiness lasted only a year. Mu You cheated on him, and Jiang Zhiyu caught them in the act.
He didn't know that Mu Huai had egged Mu You on.
At last, they got divorced. Mu Huai no longer had any reason to hold back. Like a rabid dog, he wanted to pounce on Jiang Zhiyu and take a bite whenever he saw him.
He followed and stalked him, even drugged him.
Jiang Zhiyu couldn't take it anymore and decided to run.
The journey went frighteningly smoothly. Sitting in the airport lounge, Jiang Zhiyu let out a long sigh of relief.
At last, he was free.
Then someone sat down beside him and struck up a conversation as if it were perfectly natural.
"Going on vacation?" he asked.
Jiang Zhiyu turned stiffly. Mu Huai was staring at him with an obsessed look, his voice calm.
"Sister-in-law, you can't get rid of me."
But when he saw the pregnancy test, his composure finally disappeared.
"Don't tell him. Don't go back to him. I'll raise the baby. I'm begging you."
But their pheromones were poorly matched, so Jiang Zhiyu had an especially difficult pregnancy.
And Mu You eventually found out and wanted to win him back.
Completely unhinged, Mu Huai went to an underground hospital to have his glands removed, then had artificial glands with a perfect match to Jiang Zhiyu implanted, all just to make Jiang Zhiyu look at him one more time.
At first, he happily buried his face in Jiang Zhiyu's neck, acting spoiled and showing off.
"What about now? Are you in love with me?"
But before long, he couldn't smile anymore.
"Do you love me, or do you love my pheromones?!"
"...Your pheromones."
"What about me!!"
"I love you too. Don't cry..."
Cool, aloof wife bottom x younger rabid-dog top
Reading guide
1. The top is pure in both body and heart. He only loves his sister-in-law in this life, who later becomes his wife.
2. The bottom has a child, fathered by the top, and the child takes the bottom's surname. At first, the top thinks the child belongs to his brother and is upset for a while, but he gets over it right away and even wants to take the child's surname.
3. The bottom suffers physical harm from childbirth. The top doesn't want to wear a condom, so he gets a vasectomy.
4. Even though he's the ex-husband, he still has to sit at the same table for New Year's.
2. "The Seventh Day After My Ex-Boyfriend Died": A scumbag top (deceased edition) keeps a diary about chasing back his beloved
After being reborn, a refined, career-focused bottom who has cut off all ties and feelings x gloomy, suspicious, possessive ghost top
Theme: Devoted love will always exist.
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. . Your cover looks so familiar. Have you opened a trumpet, madam????????
Hahahaha, the doctor is already confused 😆
To sum up, it smells like dog. My little brother's hair also smells like dog. I washed it with my most fragrant shampoo, and when I smelled it, it still smelled like dog [dissolved]
Come back soon, please update [let me be well][let me be well]
Your wife writes so well\(^▽^)/! Expect!
So cool! Twisted melons are the sweetest! [Orange Candy] Got it
Ahhhhh!! Tasty!!!
Those people laughed me to death Come on, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up 😣
It's so uncomfortable. The most annoying thing is the plot of deliberately making Shou jealous. In the relationship between two people, you have to bring in a third person to show off your presence. This is a bit low. Later, you also deliberately threaten Shou and make Shou have nightmares. Shou hasn't slept well for two months and his face is so bad. This is no longer just fun. This is really causing harm, both physically and mentally. After all, it can be seen that Shou is scared to death at night.
Long time no see, more like missing you 😭 😭