Shui Zhimiao transmigrated to the world of One Piece with a construction System, and stared speechlessly at her assigned task:
Build a world-famous medical ship!
Shui Zhimiao, who knew nothing about medicine: I want to go home, thanks.
System: Sorry, once you've transmigrated, you can't go back. Get your own medical ship within 30 days!
Shui Zhimiao: Screw you!
System: Sorry, the System is a digital life form, so it doesn't have an uncle. Get your own medical ship within 30 days!
One month later.
Shui Zhimiao rowed her homemade little boat away from the Whitebeard Pirates, who had "rescued" her aboard their ship, and set off on her own adventures as a medical ship's captain.
After completing missions and recruiting medical staff from other worlds, her little boat finally got an upgrade and a professional doctor.
But...
Brown-haired girl: Treat patients? I haven't even gotten my medical license yet. Hey, can I get back before those two scumbags finish their mission?
Pink-haired girl: A doctor? Sure, I can do that, but my two companions just got into a fight, and I only just started treating them...
Blue-haired girl: Treatment? Of course! I'm the healer in my guild's party~ But, ugh... Sorry, I'm a little motion-sick, ugh...
Shui Zhimiao: Does the System recruit people without even checking whether they're available?
Welcome aboard the medical ship The Date Jokes Are Doomed:
We are not affiliated with any government or organization.
We will help anyone in need of medical assistance.
We do not provide equal treatment to everyone.
We are not free :)
Content warnings:
1. Severe OOC and lots of headcanon.
2. The heroine is a very powerful mermaid. The romance is strictly one-on-one from start to finish.
3. Sasuke/Sakura and Naruto/Hinata are not endgame.
4. The heroine will say that Naruto/Sasuke and Gojo/Geto are couples.
5. More warnings may be added later.
Archived on March 10, 2025.
Theme: Life comes first
