Author, I Want to Enter the Locked Book and Fix It?!

The blurbs for my upcoming preorders, "Spy Life as the Young Master's Grad School Companion" and "How to Live Well as a Humanities Student Behind Bars", are at the end. If they sound interesting, please add them to your favorites!

Every hit story has the author's unique kinks lurking behind it.

And just as the author was happily writing away, completely immersed in their serial, and its popularity kept climbing, a notice suddenly appeared in the author's dashboard:

Your story has been locked for containing restricted content.

System: Please water the withered tree again.

Author: What?!

System: Please revise the restricted plotline in the locked story.

The author saw black spots before their eyes: ...

The System said nothing, only opened the story in the dashboard.

Ashamed to have their kinks exposed for public punishment, the author felt their fate held by the throat: Stop! I'll revise it, all right? ...

① Play the pig to eat the tiger, supernatural suspense, plot-focused

Flippant, sharp-tongued ghost top and handsome uniformed prosecutor

② Infinite escape, folk horror, plot-focused

Emotionally stable game writer and plot protagonist with split personalities

③ Dating game, straight man chasing his wife, romance-focused

Blunt, double-standard dreamboat top and flirtatious fish-raising painter bottom

④ Raising a destined enemy, love and hate, romance-focused

Gentle, black-hearted physician top and frail, cold-hearted hostage prince bottom

⑤ Bittersweet youth, reborn to turn things around

Sunny, double-standard model student and aloof, marginalized delinquent

⑥ Marriage first, love later, childhood friend who appears out of nowhere

Scheming, double-standard director A and gloomy, hard-of-hearing writer B

⑦ European and American flair, narcissistic self-redemption

Sensitive, self-destructive profiler and elegant, ruthless fake serial killer

⑧ Distorted reality, cyberpunk madman

Genius, antisocial special investigator top and lawful evil, Lovecraftian bottom

[Reader's Guide]

1. A collection of interconnected stories, both leads are exclusive to each other, with mutual healing and redemption.

2. A collection of quick transmigration stories, with different protagonists in each one.

3. The order of the stories may change when the novel launches. The plot-focused stories will be released first.

4. Unlimited inline comments are open. Feel free to leave a message!

Upcoming preorder: "Spy Life as the Young Master's Grad School Companion"

Xia Zhimin is severely dissociative, an early-career madman, and a barely literate graduate student. His abstract masterpiece on Zhihu is titled "My Tycoon Family's Head Butler Father".

One day, Xia Zhimin paid a rare visit to the mansion to bring his father lunch. His father picked up his chopsticks, then put them down again, looking as if he wanted to say something. Xia Zhimin thought his father had found out that the takeout lunch, made with 24-karat filial devotion, had been delivered. Instead, his father said earnestly:

“Son, Young Master Shang specifically asked for you to be his study companion. Your father has agreed.”

Xia Zhimin felt as if five thunderbolts had struck him: “What?!”

Shang Lingyi, the young master of Beijing's elite circles, was devastatingly handsome and a top graduate student admitted directly to a master's program. His published papers were indexed in CNKI, with several first-author papers in core journals, and by his senior year of college, his startup had already made him a fortune.

Though Xia Zhimin had known Shang Lingyi since childhood because his father was the family's butler, they were the sort of people who would silently pretend not to see each other if they happened to cross paths.

Xia Zhimin immediately had a bad feeling. He had only visited the Shang residence a handful of times, but his track record was unforgettable:

At three, he took Young Master Shang on an adventure around the mansion, personally checking every electrical outlet.

At ten, he thoughtfully helped Young Master Shang with his homework, using his own secret answer pattern: ACBBC.

At fourteen, he taught Young Master Shang how to climb the wall and sneak out, then set off the alarm and ran off to save himself.

After seven years of high school and college without a single encounter, Xia Zhimin had assumed the young master had too many important things to remember. He never expected this day to come!

Xia Zhimin wept dramatically: “Dad, I'm the only legitimate heir of the Xia family for eighteen generations! Heaven and our ancestors are watching. You have to save me!”

His father, as calm as a cloudless sky: “Once our ancestors see the balance in our bank account, they'll go to their graves smiling and praising your filial devotion.”

Xia Zhimin: “...”

His father was no help, but just after Xia Zhimin walked out of the Shang residence, he got a mysterious phone call. The caller said that during his time as a study companion, if he could provide any information about the Shang family, he'd be paid handsomely, starting at five figures, and they could meet any need he had.

Xia Zhimin asked in a grave voice, “If Shang Lingyi comes after me, can you buy me a plane ticket out of the country?”

The other end of the line: “...”

And so Xia Zhimin became Shang Lingyi's master's degree study companion, while moonlighting as a top-secret spy.

He was prepared to be worked to the bone, but once the school term began, he discovered Shang Lingyi had a rather unusual way of tormenting him:

In class, Shang Lingyi turned down the girls lining up to talk to him, insisting Xia Zhimin sit beside him and listen to the lecture.

At mealtimes, he ignored the family's Michelin-starred chef and insisted Xia Zhimin cook a three-course meal and soup himself.

For housing, he refused to stay in the mansion or the school's single rooms, insisting on sharing a place with Xia Zhimin, a perfectly ordinary man.

Xia Zhimin thought that was the end of it, but one day, Shang Lingyi suddenly pinned him against the bathroom sink and asked coldly, “Why do you think I treat you like this?”

Caught between a rock and a hard place, Xia Zhimin was forced to look up at Shang Lingyi in the mirror. He ventured, “...R-revenge is a dish best served ten years later?”

Later, as Xia Zhimin was held down and tossed onto the bed, he wished he could beat himself up for saying that.

Shang Lingyi gripped his lower back and lifted him off the ground, leaving him with no choice but to cling to him. He glanced at the report lying on the floor, leaned close to Xia Zhimin's ear, and murmured with a hot, suggestive breath, “Are you satisfied with this revenge? You want to be a spy, but my Minmin is so naive. What am I supposed to do?”

[Reader's Guide]

1. Kinks run wild, written for myself, a work of madness. Everything serves comedy and romance.

2. Both leads are exclusive to each other. The top is devoted and won't let go once he's made up his mind.

3. The blurb was screenshotted on August 28, 2026. Plagiarism will be pursued!

Upcoming preorder: "How to Live Well as a Humanities Student Behind Bars"

The strange signs began at exactly 9:00 a.m. on June 7, when a news alert suddenly popped up on his phone and began playing automatically:

The new college entrance exam system has been fully implemented. The division between arts and sciences has vanished into the tides of history.

Xu Rong noticed things around him starting to feel wrong. A stack of dusty humanities study notes had mysteriously appeared on his desk. A pink-collared graduation gown had shown up in his wardrobe. On the way, an unhinged preacher stopped him and wailed that the humanities were dead...

Twenty-four hours later, he picked up a small slip of paper someone had pushed through the crack under his door. The words “admission ticket” were printed on it, along with a black-and-white, one-inch photo of himself from his senior year of high school.

[Unified Humanities Recall Examination Behind Bars]

[June 8, 9:00–11:30 a.m., Comprehensive Humanities]

A graded examination system, prison-style return to school, an eight-semester sentence, and parole for winter and summer vacations.

In the humanities, there are no wrong or right answers.

Behind bars, it's win or die.

And so the story of humanities students behind bars began.

#The humanities behind bars are a grand stage. Even if you don't have the guts or value your life, you're coming anyway.#

Xu Rong raised a hand to signal Yu Yao to keep his distance, saying, “Other people are hell.”

Yu Yao took the opportunity to catch him by the wrist and slowly corner him. Bending down, he whispered in Xu Rong's ear, “But aren't I one of your people? Then I should count as heaven.”

First love should have been heaven, but Xu Rong hated Yu Yao. The seven empty years after their bitter parting were like a lost film whose original reel had vanished.

Even though their reunion was in an examination hall where their lives were at stake, Xu Rong had no intention of making peace with Yu Yao. He wanted revenge. He wanted Yu Yao to taste the hurt, doubt, anger, and endless resentment of being abandoned without warning.

When Yu Yao wasn't hurting him, Xu Rong hated him. But when he really did hurt him, Xu Rong hated himself too.

So Xu Rong changed his method of revenge: an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and “love” as revenge for “love.”

He would make Yu Yao feel the same heart-wrenching, never-ending pain. He wanted Yu Yao's freshly healed wounds to be infused with his soul.

Only later did Xu Rong realize that the tangled feeling he'd been struggling with was love.

[Reader's Guide]

1. The plot and characters are entirely fictional. The whole thing is made up.

2. The blurb was screenshotted on August 24, 2026. Plagiarism will be pursued!

Core theme: Take responsibility and stand on your own feet.