A Gintama Cast in a Tennis Setting

Drunk Sakata Gintoki missed a step and suddenly found himself flying. His landing spot was a little off: he'd landed on the tennis court next door.

[You'll lead an all-new team! Give the tennis world a shock with some GinO-style madness!]

[Collect all seven cards to summon your companions and play tennis together!]

Gin-san: ...Isn't this Dragon Ball?

[You've summoned a powerful doubles team!]

[The Demon Vice-Chief and the Shinsengumi's greatest swordsman!]

On the court...

Okita: "Stay alert at all times, Hijikata."

Hijikata: "Get that rocket launcher away from my head, you bastard!"

[You've drawn a powerful doubles team!]

[The duck and the boy he raised!]

Gin-san: ...Just end it all.

[You've drawn a powerful singles player.]

[Yamazaki Ryoma!]

Gin-san: ...Don't think wearing Echizen's clothes will turn you into Echizen! You bastard, swap that badminton racket for a tennis racket!

[You've drawn a pair of glasses!]

Shinpachi: Gin-san! I'll win a victory for our GinO Middle School!

Referee: Sorry, glasses aren't allowed on the court.

Shinpachi: @%&#!

They lost every match and didn't win a single one.

No doubt, this was the strength of GinO Middle School. Or not!

Gin-san: "Win a match! Don't let them underestimate our strength!"

The unexpected GinO Middle School, with its absurd style, black-hole logic, and ridiculous tactics, eventually made it to the national tournament!

Kagura: Am I not the heroine? Why won't you let me play, aru?

Reader's Guide:

An everyday, irreverent tennis comedy with lots of commentary. It's just for laughs ( )

Blurb dated March 11, 2025

Theme: Protect our honor on the court