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#The Sickly Beauty Kills with Words Again Today# #Where's the Easy-Win Script I Was Promised#
#What Do I Do About a Crazy Alpha Making Me Lose My Scales#
After being reborn, the merman king Yi Yao, marinated in nuclear wastewater, falls into deep thought:
Being human is such a hassle. You have to breathe and eat, and you even have to put up with haters cursing you for three straight days.
Worst of all, this body actually has to go to work!
"Help me up. I can lie around for another five hundred years."
When his manager forces him onto an environmental variety show, Yi Yao wraps himself in a coral-fleece blanket and pretends to be dead,
until he catches the familiar scent of sunny pheromones on the show's sponsor.
Well, well. It's the Alpha who dragged him to a B&B and kept him there for three days.
Xie Muqing realizes that the new environmental ambassador is acting very strangely:
While everyone else goes diving, he slacks off. While everyone else gives speeches, he catches up on sleep.
The back of the environmental petition he hands over is covered in drawings of a tiny merman cursing people.
And yet his eyes, with pearls dangling from their corners, look devastatingly beautiful as he roasts people:
"Mr. Xie, are you staring at me because you want to collect seven pearls and summon a dragon?"
"No. I wanted to ask, Teacher Yi..."
"Why is the pollution map you drew exactly the same as my monitoring report?"
Later, the whole internet sees the sickly-looking beauty:
using a nuclear wastewater detector as a thermos,
teaching a top-tier star with a bag of ocean trash in hand that "waste sorting starts with you,"
and curled up in a wheelchair, using the gentlest voice to unleash the fiercest verbal attacks:
"You say my eco-friendly persona is fake? I suggest you haters drink nuclear wastewater and evolve gills."
On the night the merman king's crown finally shatters, Yi Yao lazily pokes the Alpha in the chest:
"Why are you crying? I'll go back to the sea and get my beauty sleep..."
Then the merman pearl passed into his mouth burns so hot that his tail starts thrashing:
"Xie Muqing, are you a dog? You said you'd only bite my gland... Ow!"
[Reading Guide]
◆ Lazy, sharp-tongued beauty pursued x loyal, wealthy pursuer, ABO + mutual salvation
◆ The pursued acts like a weakling in everyday life but is a total badass when roasting people. His tear ducts are connected to a pearl factory.
◆ Happy ending! Happy ending! A merman reborn after shedding his scales x the CEO of an ocean cleanup group. They end up lounging on a private island, counting money and raising fish.
Theme: Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility.
