Yuxu Sect has a peculiar junior sister. Instead of refining pills or practicing swordsmanship like she's supposed to, she carries a broom and calls herself a broom cultivator.
The junior sister is pretty, with rosy lips and pearly teeth, and looks sweet and obedient. She doesn't like to talk, so people inevitably bully her, much to her senior brothers' and sisters' concern.
Everything changes after she goes down the mountain to gain experience.
When they see her again, she has reached the Golden Core realm and has a large black bird perched on her shoulder.
The junior sister still doesn't talk much. Her eyes are clear and pure, and she seems oblivious to other people's mockery and insults.
But the black bird on her shoulder can speak:
"Who are you calling a broom-wielding freak? I sweep up trash like you. If you don't like it, fight me!"
[The villain's perspective]
This world is ugly, rotten, and unbearable, enough to fill anyone with disgust.
So the villain plans to destroy it.
He sits at the center of his followers' worship, ready to announce his plan for the world's destruction.
"This world..."
Ahhh, I really want fried chicken, burgers, fries, milk tea, ice cream, hot pot, malatang, anything! Junk food would be best! I can't stand being in this world for another second!
Villain: ?
"Ugly..."
These people don't understand the charm of a broom at all. Who can resist flying a sword in a magical world or riding a broom in a cultivation world? That's exactly the kind of unconventional style I love, hehehe.
"I will..."
Spirit pets are so cute and fluffy, hehehe. Puppy, little kitty, flying chick, let Auntie give you a little kiss, mwah mwah mwah.
The villain can't take it anymore.
Under the terrified gazes of his followers, he slams his hand on the table and stands up.
Before destroying the world, he has to deal with this noisy person first!
The villain makes up his mind.
[The female lead's perspective]
After transmigrating, Yan Bur’an becomes a complete illiterate. She can't understand what anyone says, and she can't speak the local language. When people talk to her, she smiles. When they get angry, she runs. Over time, she becomes the obedient, sweet junior sister in everyone's eyes: someone who doesn't understand social niceties and inspires affection.
After finally working hard enough to overcome her illiteracy, Yan Bur’an: ?
Uh, something seems off.
To avoid saying outrageous things and breaking character at the sect, Yan Bur’an decides to take her broom and practice cultivation down the mountain.
At first, everything goes smoothly. Until she saves an injured crow...
Much later, after Yan Bur’an is abducted by the villain, she realizes something: you shouldn't just pick up strange men by the roadside, and you shouldn't pick up injured crows either. That thing holds a grudge!
But why is the villain, who claims he wants to destroy the world, kneeling at her feet and kissing her fingertips almost reverently?
He clearly says, "If you dare run, I'll kill you."
But all Yan Bur’an sees before her eyes is a sea of words:
Please, don't leave me.
[A girl who seems quiet and taciturn but has a lot going on inside] x [A villain with his own rhythm who falls in love with her by himself]
[Reader's guide]
1. Originally titled I Would Rather Sweep Trash Than Cultivate Immortality.
2. They can read each other's minds. At first, the male lead can read the female lead; later, the female lead can read the male lead.
3. As everyone knows, if someone says they want to destroy the world, there's no need to worry. But if they say they want to build a better world, watch out.
4. More to be added if anything comes to mind.
[Old blurb written on 2025.4.11.
This blurb written on 2025.6.12.]
Theme: Sweep across the world and be yourself again
