Wu Yuan is an inexperienced kitten.
Not long after he came down from the mountain, he was deceived by his fellow black-hearted people and got a good price for himself.
Fortunately among the misfortunes, the new owner is a professor from Xiyuan University, who is rich, handsome and educated.
It's really the ceiling for long-term meal tickets.
But Ceiling has a light temperament, refuses cats thousands of miles away, and doesn't seem to like kittens very much.
What's even more terrifying is that Wu Yuan discovered the secret of the new owner:
Every few days, when Wu Yuan was sleeping soundly at night, the new owner would always be able to accurately locate Wu Yuan's cat nest in the dark, take him into his arms, and hold him up and down.
He also took a deep breath and smelled again and again, and kissed again and again.
Finally, I carried her to the bed and fell asleep sweetly.
Tsk, this man has two faces during the day and night.
So much so that when Wu Yuan opened his eyes, he saw the handsome face of his new master.
The new owner was stunned when he saw Wu Yuan in his arms: "Cat, you can't come to the bedroom. You won't be allowed next time."
Wu Yuan was hard-pressed to argue: "Sue to the central government! Sue to the Cat Bureau!"
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A burnt marshmallow cat suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room of a well-known father-in-law exam blogger.
For a series of test questions given by the blogger, the cat stretched out its little paw and clicked on the standard answer, without exception.
The barrage instantly filled the entire screen:
[I know this cat. He sat in front of me in the college entrance examination. Later he was admitted to Tsinghua University and I was admitted to Digua.
[Ah ah ah, blogger, don't you really want to take the cat to the hospital for a look? It's okay if you don't talk all the time!
[Let me go, what brand of click-to-read cat is this? Point to the right one. Blogger, please provide the link. I want to buy it! ! !
[I want to buy a cat recently. Oh, by the way, can I ask the blogger your home address?
[Put your hand into the screen, hug the cat and kiss it! I kiss!
[What color sacks do cats like? Bloggers should pay attention to your home sewer. I never take the usual path.
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After Wu Yuan Kaogong landed at the Central Cat Bureau, he killed his new master with his first sword.
He packed up the package neatly and left Yu Yan quietly.
So Yu Yan became a wild man without a cat to adopt him.
Until one day a new exchange student broke into Yu Yan's sight.
Those light blue eyes were incredibly beautiful, very similar to his lost cat.
Not long after, the exchange student and Yu Yan woke up in the same bed, with messy hair and cat ears exposed.
Yu Yan changed his previous attitude and whispered seductively: "What are you going to shout?"
Wu Yuan was shy: "Master~"
Intention: Self-reliance, brave cats are not afraid of difficulties
