If you were written into everyone's stories as a beloved but unattainable beauty destined to die young, you'd be just like Lu Po, sneering at the screen of your terminal.
"Since when did I meet him? How come I don't know about it?"
"And who is this supposed to be?"
"...He's my buddy!"
The cat licked its paw nonchalantly. "At least these little stories are pretty entertaining."
Lu Po nodded in agreement. True, putting the facts aside, those little stories written by netizens were quite interesting.
Take this sudden-wife-from-heaven story, for example. Whoever came up with it had quite an imagination. If Lu Po weren't the protagonist himself, he'd be applauding this grand romance.
Before he could think of what to comment, a loud crash came from outside.
The cat gazed out the window at the badly damaged mech and clicked its tongue in wonder. "Fanfiction come to life. Your sweet trouble has arrived, Lu Po."
Bonus Scene
Lu Po: "I even have a gravestone? I want to go take a picture with it!"
Xin Feng: "No..."
Lu Po put on a pitiful face. "I can't?"
Xin Feng gritted his teeth. "...Fine. Let's go right now."
A carefree, heartless beloved beauty seme x a relatively kind, devoted puppy-like uke. Older seme.
Reader's Guide
1. There's a little hard-to-resist melodrama, but this is a goofy, sweet story.
2. The uke is the seme's devoted fan and will always orbit around him.
3. I'll add more if I remember.
Theme: Have the courage to rewrite your ending.
No need for a reason, just knock it off and that's it [dog's head holding a rose in its mouth]
Hahahahaha, if you want to make money, try posing the mechanical cat like a lucky cat.
Ah? It's over so quickly! Caught off guard?
Ah? Isn't the well-known Lu Po dead? There are tombstones, and as mentioned earlier, the whole Internet knows that the funeral of such a well-known person should be quite grand. Why is this person so calm and even accepting when he sees that a person who is supposed to be dead is not dead? Didn't understand
When will this criticism of plsy end? I was so tired before, but after I changed my vest, there was no emotion anymore?
Emmm, I don't feel as good-looking as before. Ever since the relationship was confirmed, Shou has become more and more squeamish. He doesn't help much and doesn't provide any emotional value to Gong. He always has to coax Gong. He really doesn't cherish what he gets. Every day, he can see that Brother Po, this big Su Gong, can always spot the other person immediately. It's really a huge contrast to try to understand and understand the emotions of others and find ways to coax people. Once or twice is too much and it's really boring. The charm of the character has declined. Love is a long-mouthed and two-way process to understand each other. When can the recipient be able to calm down and coax and tolerate the other person 😭
It's so wronged, so frustrating. Even though you are so powerful, you can't get rid of even one trouble. Hiss.
Lunn had been staring at Zhou Xi. From the corner of his eye, he saw that Xin Ke was very reserved, so he comforted him in a low voice: "It's okay. I will send someone to take you out of the palace in a while and send you back to Lu Po." ""Catch a big bug for the author~ It should be Xin Feng
Mom is so domineering and charming. This woman eats the whole family to pieces 🥺
"Xin Feng is embarrassed to say that he is a little curious about what Xin Feng is going to do, and what on earth could make him put aside the throne." This is a big bug for the author~