[Wuxia Crossover] My ID Is Zhu Jiuzhen

I was sent to a wuxia novel to save the day. To make it up to me, the Transmigration Management Bureau secretly let me take a peek at the script:

[Hint 1] He had a difficult childhood and lost both his parents. Then his "moonlight" sweetheart broke his heart, and he tragically fell off a cliff. But who could have guessed that he would happen to learn peerless martial arts at the bottom of the cliff and eventually sweep across the martial world?

[Hint 2] He has close ties to the Demon Cult, but what's even more intriguing is that he's something of a "womanizer."

[Mission] In this book, you'll play the "rotten moonlight" in his heart...

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Snap. I closed the script.

No need to read any further. I know this story!

Isn't this The Man on Ice and Fire Island Who Picks Up the Golden-Haired Lion King as His Adoptive Father from the Start? Then the role I'm supposed to play is obviously...

The vicious cannon-fodder woman: born into a prestigious family, beautiful as a celestial maiden, arrogant by nature, plotting to steal a famous blade, and setting her dogs on people

Zhu Jiuzhen???

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But...

Didn't you say there were two beauties of Snow Ridge? I'm Chunlan, so where's Qiuju? And where's my vicious dog?

I spat out a sunflower seed shell and ordered my maid, "Go get me a vicious dog that snarls like mad!"

The maid scampered off obediently, then came back carrying a poodle.

Me: "..."

After finally getting all my gear together, I took the dog and set off with great determination to pick up the male lead.

But after letting the leash out for ages, the dog didn't bring back so much as a single hair from the real target. Instead, a poor man whose braised beef had been eaten by my dog showed up at my door, looking utterly miserable.

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I looked at this handsome man, so utterly ordinary in every other way, and wondered: Who are you, handsome?

The handsome man told me his surname was Ding, and that he specialized in the Heavenly Meteor.

Hearing that, I was horrified. "What the hell, Transmigration Management Bureau! Where have you sent me? Is this still The Man on Ice and Fire Island Who Picks Up the Golden-Haired Lion King as His Adoptive Father from the Start?"

The Transmigration Management Bureau (smiling): "Of course not, darling. You've transmigrated into Mad, Arrogant Blade God: Tricked Out of His Family Heirloom from the Start!"

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☆ Reader's Guide:

1. Wuxia Crossover. The main story is told in third person. It's basically a case of logging in with the wrong ID but marrying the right guy (not really).

2. Blurb screenshotted and archived (25.3.7); inspired by an old unfinished story archived on (16.2.16).

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Theme: I will not leave the green mountains; we will stay together.