[The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Ping-Xie Fanfiction] So-Called RP

A lighthearted, snarky little story with little to do with the original (?), Ping Xie CP is non-negotiable. First-person narration from a third-person perspective. You can think of it as an AU, since I want to avoid OOC, but seeing things through someone else's eyes... Well, there are a thousand Ping Xies in a thousand people's eyes... -_-||| A no-substance, no-character-death, lighthearted story. Actually, I just wanted to make fun of things (?!) After reading too much Mary Sue stuff, I felt like bashing my own head in (what a delusion), so I decided to write my own Mary Sue story (?!) I've watched too much Gintama, so expect lots of snark! Consider yourself warned. Well, basically, it's an RP story about someone who accidentally offended the Goddess of Fandom Girls and can only go home by getting Ping Xie together.