1.
Shu Jiuci transmigrates into a book with the help of a System, arriving in a world of cultivation.
Good news: This is the final world in his long journey through books.
Bad news: This is a dark, twisted novel, and he was originally an NPC in it. He's also lost his memory.
Good news: He hears he used to be so powerful he could destroy the world all by himself.
Bad news: Now he's a sickly weakling with no spiritual power, someone anyone can bully.
Good news: He really did destroy this world before.
Bad news: The System rebuilt the world, and everyone he killed came back to life with their memories of their previous lives intact.
2.
When Shu Jiuci returns to the world, he expects everyone with their memories to chop him into a thousand pieces and scatter his bones to the winds.
But what actually happens is...
The Canglang Sect's leader, who is also his senior brother, clings to his leg and weeps as he begs, "It was all my fault in our last life, junior brother. I wronged you!"
The arrogant demon cultivator who always looked down on him drops to his knees, sincerely remorseful. "I was wrong. I'll give you the entire demon clan. Please don't be mad at me, okay?"
His friend, once a shining paragon devoted to the path of emotionlessness, gazes at him with deep affection. "I've thought it through. To hell with the path of emotionlessness. I just want to make love to you."
Lin Ze, the lord of Qingyin City and his own direct disciple, grabs his wrist and pins him against the wall. "Master never learns, does he? In both this life and the last, you love slapping me. You like slapping me, is that it? Your disciple will let you slap him as much as you want."
Wait, what? What is this one doing here? Why does his disciple seem to be into that stuff?
3.
Shu Jiuci just wants to take it easy: brew a cup of goji berry tea every day, drag out a deck chair to bask in the sun, soak his feet before bed, and enjoy a happy, healthy lifestyle.
But there are always brainless idiots who come looking for trouble.
He may have no spiritual power and be unable to cultivate immortality, but he's got a cheat!
After transmigrating into nearly a hundred books, he's accumulated too many items to count.
Shu Jiuci: What do you plan to do now that I've pulled out my Italian cannon?
The brainless idiots: What the hell? Is that even something you should find in a cultivation world???
#Your dad will always be your dad. That's a fact you can't change#
4.
Later, after Shu Jiuci leads his fluffy pet army and flattens the villains' territory with a heavy tank,
the villains curse him out: "What the hell, Shu Jiuci! Have you no shame? You son of a...!"
Reader's Guide
1. Possessive, devoted-dog-turned-mad-dog gong VS health-conscious, beautiful shizun shou who's sweet on the outside and dark within.
2. 1v1, both are each other's one and only. The gong is deeply devoted, and neither the gong nor the shou has ever loved anyone else.
3. The shou used to be crazy, and his mental state was beautiful!
4. Everyone's here for a laugh. It's a face-slapping comedy power fantasy, so don't take it too seriously.
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Theme: Keep your mental state beautiful
This disciple's brain doesn't seem to work very well. The second sect leader of his family has cheated, but he actually cares about who the second sect leader's wife is? If you still care about whether someone looks good or not, can you take good care of the sect leader of your family who just faked his body? And your sect master looks sick in his head now, aren't you worried?
Do you know that your book "Cultivation is worse than Falling in Love" is a VIP product? If you lock it, a reader like me who wants to read it again at night deserves to spend money in vain? What's the matter, if you lock it, are you giving readers like me only returns and no refunds?
Hmm... Maybe it's your body.
Damn it, this sect is in ruins. It's great, it suits my mental state very well.
Damn it, let alone him being stunned, I was also stunned.
Senior brother, what are you doing? Senior brother, I'm so scared when you look like this. Senior brother, don't go crazy! Are you suitable to be the leader of a sect? How do you ask the disciples below to look back at our second sect master? Don't take the lead in spreading rumors here!
Brother, don't you sound like a good person if you say such things as soon as you come here? If nothing else, a few loudmouths are already on the way, so check them carefully~
You are not a good person either! Wait until you regret it later!
??? What? Am I blind? What?
Wow, if you take medicine this way, aren't you afraid of poisoning yourself?