Enemy Jungler, Let's Not Meet Up

After her roommate begged her again and again, Lin Danrou finally downloaded Honor of Kings for the first time, ten years after its release. After playing Xiao Qiao and getting ganked by the enemy jungler until her score was 2/11/6, she got mad, then got even madder. She spent ages agonizing over the free heroes on the jungler selection screen, then picked Lan, the one she liked the look of best. She studied and practiced hard. The moment she opened her eyes in the morning, she was ready to go gank; she recited combos even in her sleep, and her short-video favorites were full of tutorials. In one match, the enemy jungler was also Lan. The two of them were equally bad, but Lin Danrou still got a pentakill. After the game, the enemy jungler kept inviting her to play. Later, the enemy jungler kept asking to meet up. Finally, the enemy jungler kept asking her to marry him. Lin Danrou: Who else gets pursued by the enemy jungler no matter who they play?

Theme: Be careful with online romance, and be sincere with others