Please Don't Pick Up Big-Game Players

"You gave up the System's guidance for greater freedom and used more immersive NPCs instead. One star. The NPCs have such high morality scores that they won't even let players farm the land and pick up trash."

Tricked by a high-freedom open-world game, a player who can't find the skill loadout screen turns out to be best at becoming a little dog and rummaging through trash cans, aside from dealing 99,999 damage with a single basic attack.

Inside, she chews up every trash can at Jujutsu High and plays the innocent puppy, treating the 5t5 fridge as a respawn point for high-quality healing items.

Outside, the dog slides beneath curses to save the poor salaryman Reigen Arataka, then is easily lured away by a bag of morality-point-boosting freeze-dried treats and some delicious dog food. She only has to leave her happy life after running into her peers.

Even when accidentally teleported to a thousand years in the past, the player can become the world's greatest exorcist dog god, thanks to her innocent puppy looks and maxed-out basic attack.

According to unofficial historical accounts, under the dog god's basic attacks, an alien spaceship attacked a super-powerful curse, the evil Ghost King sacrificed himself for the sacred cause of science, and the Demon King who sought to wipe out ordinary humans joined the great red cause! The world was transformed forever...

Until one day, Ayane was fighting above her level in a main-story dungeon when the boss killed her. After getting stuck even through multiple retries, she flew into a rage, got mad for a bit, and decided to quit the game. But she accidentally triggered her ultimate move, Domain Expansion. Not a single red-name enemy remained for a thousand miles, and the accompanying dog-transformation buff even won the admiration of the famous Port Mafia, who sent her off with fireworks.

Everyone had four things to say about it:

Geto: "…"

Gojo: "You look down on me, don't you? If you're going to fight me, why don't you use your Domain?"

Shoko: "You'd still lose even if you did."

Ayane: "Huh? This game has skills other than basic attacks?"

Gintoki: "Hey, is nobody going to ask whether I, Gintoki, took Sukuna on with a spaceship?!"

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# The map goes from Hachihara to Tokyo (Namimori Town), then Heian-kyo (Gintama), and finally Yokohama

# A wisecracking little dog, a humanized beagle with the appearance of a rough-coated Pomeranian

# Lots of headcanon, and crossovers with some pretty weird anime

# I'm bad at writing blurbs, so I might revise this later

# If you're up for it, then... GO!!!

Theme: Humanity is forever free.