Cross-Dressing to Get Revenge, Then the Stoic Campus Heartthrob's Act Falls Apart

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Mo Xiaohua had been single for eighteen years and had never lost an online argument. This was the first time he'd ever been treated so unfairly.

Not only had he failed to get the last word, the other person had deleted him first.

He was so mad he nearly puffed up like a pufferfish.

And the worst part?

The next day, he took a commission to cosplay as a girl at an anime convention. He unexpectedly got picked for an in-person showdown, and his team's marksman was none other than the former gaming buddy he'd been furiously arguing with the night before!

Even worse, in the games that followed,

when Mo Xiaohua was playing support and getting taunted by the enemy carry, left to fume helplessly,

someone pulled out Marco Polo and showed off right in his face.

Mo Xiaohua: ...

But judging by the friend request that was accepted right away that night,

the other guy seemed to have fallen in love at first sight with "him dressed as a girl"???

Mo Xiaohua: "...Well, well."

A revenge opportunity has landed in my lap. Let's see if I can make you regret it.

Before a certain aloof heartthrob took the bait

[State of Mind]: Even when I'm playing badly, I don't get a 4.0 rating like someone.

[State of Mind]: Sorry, I'm not human.

[Little Dried Fish]: I'm your dad!

[Little Dried Fish]: You're a jungler. I gave you the dragon, the towers, and the kills. What else do you want, me?

[State of Mind]: Delete each other.

[Little Dried Fish]: Idiot.

System message:

(The other person has turned on friend verification. You are not their friend.)

After he took the bait

[Love Dried Fish]: I'll play games with you, but let's put something on the line.

[Little Dried Fish]: What's the bet?

[Love Dried Fish]: Next game, whoever gets more kills gets to be on top tonight. Every extra kill means one more round.

[Little Dried Fish]: Screw you! I'm a support main. There's no way I'll get more kills than you.

[Love Dried Fish]: I'll play support. You can play whatever you want.

[Little Dried Fish]: ...Really?

[Love Dried Fish]: When have I ever lied to you?

[Little Dried Fish]: It's a deal! Whoever backs out is a dog! Tonight, I'm getting my mojo back!!!

The ideal was beautiful, but reality was harsh.

Over the next fifteen minutes, Mo Xiaohua learned what a truly top-tier executioner Yao was...

That bastard Song Xubai rode on a teammate's head, snatching every kill in sight. First yours, then theirs, then back to yours.

Teammate: How many dads do you have? You're Grandmaster rank and you play like this?

*

On the results screen,

What was 15 minus 6 again?

A click sounded as a belt came undone.

Mo Xiaohua lowered his phone with trembling hands, a shadow looming over him as the person above leaned down beside him:

...Guys, will I live to see tomorrow's sun?

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"A Look at the Sect's Most Hated Man, Whose Backer Just Died"

A domineering, unhinged, sex-addicted top x a strong, beautiful, professionally matched omega bottom, the perfect homemaker

Shen Chuyao, an S-rank omega, woke from a nap to find a corpse that looked exactly like him lying in front of him, and a strange voice in his head.

[Transmigrator, listen to the question. You are dead. Three people might be the murderer: A, the young sect master who has always been at odds with you; B, your gentle senior brother who grew up with you; C, the heir of Guixu Temple, with whom you have little acquaintance. Who do you think the murderer is?]

Shen Chuyao thought the dream was pretty interesting and played along, answering the voice.

He got it wrong three times in a row.

???

[The correct answer is A, B, and C.]

Shen Chuyao's mouth twitched. He hadn't expected a multiple-choice question with multiple correct answers.

...A real life-or-death question.

[You want to survive. What will you choose? A: Recover the three souls and seven spirits of your former backer and sacrifice your lifespan to activate a resurrection formation. B: Find and win over a new backer. C: Give up and wait to die.]

He knew this one.

Shen Chuyao: "B."

[In the current worldline, only two mighty figures can match your former backer's strength: A. Demon Venerable Chong Yan, B. Wen Cisheng, Palace Master of Chaotian Palace. Who do you choose?]

Shen Chuyao: "B."

[Issuing beginner's items: one identity token, one character guide, one travel journal, and one beginner's gift pack.]

[Main quest loaded: Prevent the apocalypse a hundred years from now. Side quest: Play the role of Shen Chuyao in the current worldline and prevent the protagonist from turning evil.]

After the voice finished its announcement, a bundle appeared out of nowhere in Shen Chuyao's hands, along with two biographies and a jade identity token engraved with the words "Lin Yao."

[Helpful reminder: Chaotian Palace will select cauldrons in three months. System projections show that your odds of winning over Wen Cisheng are highest if you pose as a member of the Yue Sui Clan. Please take part in the selection and stand out from the competition.]

Shen Chuyao: ...

What kind of ridiculous dream is this? Why haven't I woken up yet?

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