It's so Cool to Be the Boss in a Bl Article!

Luffy passed away. He died of overwork and entered the well-known Japanese and Korean section at home and abroad. In a restricted play called "Stealing Love and Stealing Love: The Sleeping Husband", he played the protagonist of a useless husband who couldn't beat a fart with those three sticks. The male mistress came into the room and fucked next door, but he was still deaf and blind. Moreover, in order to rationalize the original intention of a large number of minotaur green fetishists to pursue taboos and excitement, Luffy had to make a series of ordinary and mindless behaviors according to the plot character. After all, what's wrong with the audience? You're a loser and you can't keep your wife! Luffy pointed his middle finger at the sky: Oh my god, what the fuck*?@#?&! In order to complete the plot line and go home, Luffy had to pinch his nose to enrich the plot. As time went by, he gradually realized the benefits of cosplaying with a man with a lower head: 1. I went shopping with the protagonist and met a guy selling mutton skewers. Merchant: "Don't miss it if you're passing by, it's three yuan for a skewer, five yuan for two skewers, if it's not delicious, no charge!" Luffy walked over and said, "Bring me two skewers of bad food." 2. The boss holds a meeting to discuss the implementation plan for the next quarter. Luffy no longer has to be the hard-working guy who takes the lead. Colleague A: "blablabla..." Luffy applauded: "This is good." Colleague B: "I think..." Luffy changed his tone: "I listen to you." 3. The protagonist Shou has just received an internship and is tight on money and asks Luffy for daily expenses. Luffy raised his head proudly: "V, is 50 enough for you?" "Too little? I'll give you another 50!" "You know, I don't like men who worship money too much." As time goes by, this wimp is good, this wimp is wonderful. It was the first time Luffy treated someone so harshly and shed two lasagna tears: It's so cool to be the boss man right now! — Xu Qing, as a topic writer in a small town involved in the Fortune 500, has regarded "as long as you can't learn to die, learn to die" as your life creed since childhood. Although I spent the first half of my life stuck in the dark world of trivial matters, I also imagined what kind of person my future husband would be. After thinking about it for a long time, I never expected that this kind of useless man could not carry his shoulders, had neither personality nor good looks, and was still in his twenties, lying on his back and gnawing at his old age! But such thoughts only lasted for a short period of time before disappearing. He's a bit useless, but after all, he can fix light bulbs, faucets, toilets, sewers... And it's better than living in q. If you have a sick brain, you don't have to worry about cheating. ——The most important thing is to give him a home. Loving her husband will make her rich. After coaxing herself, Xu Qing's career is booming, and she feels more and more that being ordinary is a blessing. This thought lasted until the day when Luffy came to pick Xu Qing up from get off work. The boss next to him, who had always shown kindness to him, was shocked and yelled: "Fuck Brother Fei!" — Luffy was successful as a low-level boy, but as time went by, the dog system actually started to push his nose and issue more tasks. At first—— [Ding! Side mission one has been released: The host is asked to return to the bedroom immediately, take off his underwear and order the protagonist to be baptized. ] Luffy: "... Is there a more respectable way to lower my head?" Later—— [Ding! The main task has been released: ask the host to live as a husband and wife immediately, and turn the protagonist into a real husband, so that the protagonist can be a gold medal boss, an iceberg client, and a gentle lover...] Luffy's face turned red and he gritted his teeth and interrupted: "Then... It will satisfy you, the thrill-seeking perverts, right?!" * [Trying hard to be mean can't change the nature of ISFJ, a good guy who always wants to give everyone a home. Daddy Gong vs. A grassroots background. I can't help but want a home and lack love.] The copy was written on March 26, 2025 and has been screenshotted. Concept: Firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea are also happiness.