I Vowed Never to Be a Dog Again

"Will I die if I don't fall in love?" ——"Yes, my two major hobbies in life are listening to men scream and watching men cry." "Have you got those two handsome men?" ——"I don't mean to say this in a lustful way. It's just that the flowers are in full bloom, but if I don't look at them, it seems that I don't know how charming they are." Qiu Lin: "..." (The above dialogue comes from the 108th family meeting between Shan Yi and Qiu Lin after traveling to ancient times) * Accidentally transported to an imaginary dynasty with the dead girl, Qiu Lin tried every means, but he still couldn't get rid of her lustful habits. In the end, Qiu Lin was helpless: "Are you going to change? When you were in school, you only talked about eight of them at once, but now you're going to be put in a pig cage!" After listening, Shan Yi frowned slightly and stared at Qiu Lin, lost in thought. "Qiu Lin, this matter is easy to handle. I need your support." "Look, spring is here, and it's the season of resurrection for all things. Do you understand what I mean?" * There is a handsome guy around me every day. If I say that Shan Yi has never had any evil thoughts, even a dog would not believe it. Once, Shan Yi secretly said: "Anyway, you don't have a target, so it is useless to waste it. In order to make reasonable use of resources for the West-to-East Gas Pipeline and the South-to-North Water Diversion Project..." Autumn is coming:) He said reservedly: "Oh, I have to think about falling in love or something." The easier things are to get, the less they are cherished. A smart man must learn to play hard to get in order to keep a woman's heart... Unexpectedly, Shanyi said: "Huh? Are you so serious about it?" "I just wanted to ask if you are in need of a date to kiss?" * Later archaeological teams accidentally unearthed the life diary of Prime Minister Qiu↓ The night of October 22nd in the eighth year of Yongxing. I was probably sick. She called me and I walked over wagging my tail. Then I kicked her far away and vowed never to be a dog again. As a result, the next time I said, "I'm here, who can be faster than me?" As soon as the information came out, Qingqing University students all posted: "What a shame. In history, Prime Minister Qiu, who led the apricot world and revolutionized the literary world, actually gave it to me for free?!" ## Guess# Hand in hand to farm and run for a well-off society# Girl&Dampness Male Love The copy was written on July 12, 2025 and may be deleted, but the core message remains unchanged. Purpose: Companionship is the longest confession of love