The blurb for my new novel, Failed Ascension and Reborn as an Omega Bride, is below. Please add it to your reading list~
Blurb:
After transmigrating, Jiang Wang only wants to stay alive.
As a disciple of the Beast Peak of Lingjian Sect, he has a farming System. He grows immortal herbs with one hand and raises spirit beasts with the other, enjoying a carefree life.
His only concern is hiding his transmigrator identity.
Then he meets the aloof and peerless Jun Shixue.
Jiang Wang thinks a romance might be nice.
But every time he gets close, a look of sorrow he can't understand flickers through the other's eyes.
"You remind me of someone," Jun Shixue says. "Someone... who can never come back."
The Immortal Sects Tournament begins, demonic cultivators appear, and the cultivation world is once again thrown into turmoil.
While Jiang Wang is adventuring down the mountain, he is hunted relentlessly. Even the great villain who started the war between immortals and demons two hundred years ago personally comes after him.
He clutches his System and trembles. Who did I wrong?!
Just as his secret identity is about to be exposed, the truth comes surging in like a tide...
The white moonlight an Immortal Venerable has never forgotten for two hundred years,
The obsession of the great villain who stirred up both the immortal and demonic worlds,
The peerless genius said to have fallen long ago...
Jiang Wang looks at his identical face in the water mirror.
Well, would you look at that? I'm my own romantic rival?!
What makes him even more distraught is when Jun Shixue traps him in his arms and says in a hoarse voice,
"This time, I'm not letting you leave again."
And the System chimes at just the right moment:
[Ding! Memory seal removed]
[Welcome back, Jiang Jinhuan, the first disciple of Lingjian Sect who used his body to form the array two hundred years ago]
#Secret identities keep dropping in the cultivation world, and it turns out I'm my own white moonlight!
#It was supposed to be a farming novel, so how did it become my own crematorium pursuit?
#The villain and the Immortal Venerable are fighting over... me?!
[A bold, straightforward shou who lives life to the fullest x a pure-hearted, secretly sultry gong]
P.S.
1. This isn't a traditional cultivation novel. Everything serves the plot.
2. There are no cultivation ranks, only differences in spiritual power.
3. The worldbuilding is entirely my own, and the whole story is made up.
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New novel blurb:
[A greedy, flirtatious, scheming-tea shou x an outwardly wolfish, inwardly devoted, love-struck gong]
Lu Cha is a tea-tree spirit who has cultivated for a thousand years.
His fox master taught him all sorts of disguises and schemes, but he could never learn how to seduce anyone.
After failing to ascend, he is struck by heavenly lightning and sent to an ABO world, where he becomes an omega brought in to bring good luck to a sick man.
His new body's father doesn't love him, his mother doesn't care for him, and he has a scheming, white-lotus sister.
Framing? Seduction? Poisoning? Car accident? My fists are itching!
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"It's all my fault. Sister did nothing wrong."
"What a shame. If I'd known she was coming, I wouldn't have come."
"I can tell from your fortune that you lack virtue and are destined to be a jerk!"
"Give them an inch and they'll take a mile!"
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The man he's meant to marry for good luck is handsome and delicate, with a frail, pitiful air, and he's been poisoned.
Lu Cha is a sucker for good looks and believes in repaying kindness, so he decides to save him, take down the scheming tea, expose the scumbag, and find the real culprit.
Later, the man wakes up.
He beats up the villains, kicks the culprits, and is utterly vicious.
Lu Cha: Is this really the same delicate man I married for good luck, the one who couldn't fend for himself?
Xiao Xingzhou: Yes. I'm very delicate. I need kisses and cuddles from my wife.
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After an unexpected car accident left Xiao Xingzhou in a vegetative state, he thought he would never wake up again.
Every day, the little wife he'd married for good luck gave him things to drink, and gradually he regained consciousness.
Day after day, he felt his little wife touching him all over. At first he was embarrassed, but eventually he couldn't hold back the pheromones leaking from him.
Then, after many days, Xiao Xingzhou opened his eyes. His face red, he looked at his little wife, who was straddling him with a dazed look. "How much longer are you going to touch me?"
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Xiao Xingzhou: You touched me, so you have to take responsibility for me.
Lu Cha: What am I supposed to do if my human-shaped cultivation tool wants me to take responsibility for him?? Help!!
Theme: When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
I have always felt that meeting each other is fate. It is such a fate to meet "Xianmen" in thousands of stories and get to know you Yanzhi. Therefore, this long review is not only my final gift to this work, but also a commemoration of our encounter. I especially like the names "Jiang Jinhuan" and "Jun Shaxue". The charm between them is really elegant. "Jiang Jinhuan" - "If you are proud of life, you must have all the fun, don't let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon", which is just like Xiao Jiang's free and uninhibited temperament; "Jiang wipes the snow" - "Once the king wipes it, he will confess his heart to the snow", which also coincides with Xiaojun's sincerity and aloofness under his cold appearance. The name already outlines the outline of the soul. The opening chapter shattered my traditional expectations. In my usual imagination, the protagonist always steps into the most prestigious mountain gate and practices the most advanced skills. However, Xiaojiang was arranged by the system to go to Beast Peak, which has been in recession for many years. This beginning made me smile. Fortunately, the senior brothers at Beast Peak treated Xiao Jiang very well, and Master Bai Yan was even more generous, giving him three precious spirit beast eggs when they first met. (Whether it can be hatched is another matter, hahahaha) What surprised me even more was that the story cleverly incorporated the leisurely interest of farming literature. The concept of running daily life within the framework of Xianxia is very novel. Watching Xiaojiang make money and get rich, although I am not jealous, I really want to try the delicious dishes from Beast Peak's private kitchen! The part about digging the fish tank made me laugh out loud. Each of the brothers was in their own embarrassment. Although their lives were not in danger, they were on the "edge of life and death." Life in Beast Peak is like this, full of vitality in the ordinary, and the scenes of daily life are relaxed and smart, making it very soothing to read. What I like most is the chapter about memory between Xiao Jiang and Xiao Jun. From my perspective, Xiaojun lives an empty and confused life after his memory has been erased. He clearly felt that he was missing a part of the most important part of his life, but he was unable to do anything about it. It would not be an exaggeration to say that he was a walking corpse. And Xiaojiang, like a little sun that suddenly broke in, fell in love with him at first sight (at least Xiaojiang thought so before recovering his memory). From then on, he looked forward to meeting the unknown immortal king every day. Huangtian paid off, he really waited for it. With perseverance and enthusiasm, Xiao Jiang finally knew the other party's name, but still did not know his identity. Xiaojun naturally saw Xiaojiang's "want to be together" liking, and at first had no intention of getting involved in love, so he politely refused. However, our Xiaojiang is quite "the overlord with a strong bow" (hahahahahahahahaha bushi). Xiaojun later realized that Xiaojiang's existence might be related to the recovery of his memory, so he allowed him to gradually occupy a corner of his life and even taught swordsmanship himself. Until the moment when the truth was revealed in the water mirror, I almost cried. I just wanted to applaud their lost and recovered love that spanned time and space. Reunion is not easy, and falling in love again is destiny. Of course, our Xiaojun could no longer control himself, so when he returned to the guest room, he "eated and wiped" Xiao Jiang (herein criticizing a certain immortal named Xie for not understanding the style and disturbing good things). In addition, the group portraits in this article are also excellent. One is the combination of going down the mountain to experience: Jiang Jinhuan, Jun Zaixue, Zhang Huai, Yi He and Xie Xiushi. It's funny, I always feel that the atmosphere between Jiang Jinhuan, Jun Zhaxue, Yi He and Xie Xiushi is a bit subtle (I reported that they are gay), but it makes Comrade Zhang Huai particularly "upright" (hahahahaha). This is really a full-level boss leading a group of novices to bravely venture into the world. The character creation is particularly successful: Yi He is hard-spoken and soft-hearted, he needs a beating but is reliable when taking a break, Zhang Huai is unwilling to kill innocent people indiscriminately but easily falls into the "killing addiction", which can be said to be walking on the edge of obsession, with distinctive characteristics. The second is the line of Xuanyu, Sanqing, and Wangyou. Needless to say, Jiang Jinhuan and Jun Zhaxue, the big boss Qiu Wuze is a pathetic figure. All troubles mostly come from the word "jealousy". One wrong step, one wrong step after another, and he embarked on this road of no return, and he would never wake up again. His eyes were completely blinded by jealousy, and he actually forgot that he had been truly loved by others. The third is the story of the senior group: Chu Jiangfeng and Xie Haiyue, Jun Liyang and Fu Yingyao. These two pairs carry the deepest pain in the whole novel, and I still can't bear to think about it. After Xie Haiyue left, Chu Jiangfeng lost the meaning of life. He was drunk every day to numb himself, and finally passed his position to Xiao Jun. Jun Liyang and Fu Yingyao died to protect the common people, and finally had to say goodbye to each other, which is really heartbreaking. The fourth is our lovely group of Beast Peak brothers. I have already praised them in the previous article, so I won't repeat them here. Each brother has a vivid personality and three-dimensional image, and together they form our warm Beast Peak group. (The above are all things I was thinking about during the main text, and the following is the continuation after reading it today) The four extra chapters have come to an end, and I can't help but marvel at Yanzhi's imagination again. The plots are intertwined and finally illuminate the dark thread that runs throughout. "Why does the system always release those seemingly strange but crucial tasks, why the rewards are always just right, why it seems to know everything and can always lead him in the right direction..." Everything has the answer. Because they had already reached a contract. Xiao Jiang promised to help the system save its 100 million children, and the system tried its best to send him back to the origin of his dream. For this goal, Xiao Jiang paid an unimaginable price. His four reincarnations in the system are the bitterest and greatest interpretation of salvation: In his first life as a general, he charged forward, saved countless lives, and performed countless good deeds, but he also had to face the cruelty of choice. He understood that he couldn't save everyone. In his second life, he was a doctor. He was benevolent and kind, saving lives and healing the wounded. None of his men were directly involved in death. However, in the face of scarce conditions, individual medical skills are still insignificant, and he still cannot save everyone. In the third life, he was a teacher. He taught and educated people, and his students were all over the world. He tried to illuminate the future with his thoughts. But individual educational efforts still seem inadequate in the face of the grand world. In his fourth life as Yan, he protected human beings and eventually died trying to save a child who fell into the water. These four lives were too cruel, too pale and heavy. Individual efforts are sometimes so insignificant when faced with the weight of the entire world. But these four lives are so magnificent. That is the persistence of doing something despite knowing that it cannot be done, and it is Xiaojiang's sincerity that remains unchanged despite repeated hardships. Such a huge effort deserves the most equal reward. He finally fulfilled his agreement and was able to transcend time and space and return to the world where the king wiped the snow, the beast peaks, and all his concerns. Therefore, from the beginning, the system clumsily but firmly issued tasks and gave rewards, all to help this soul that it did not understand well regain a foothold in this world and return to its destined track. It turns out that the way of heaven also has feelings, and the way of heaven also has righteousness. Those who passed away have a new reincarnation and a new beginning, and everyone is still well. The road to immortality is long, but the old friend is not far away. This ending makes me want to cry. Thank you for giving them and us such a gentle world. I am so lucky to be able to encounter such a work and you. I hope this intention can reach where it should go. I hope Yanzhi's pen will bloom and write more masterpieces. We are destined to meet again in the next book~
It doesn't feel right. Aren't you the sect leader? You should be able to fight this, right? I still haven't seen this combat power system clearly.
Zhang Huai is completely two extremes, I'm a little worried.
I can't stand it any longer... Why is Shou in the previous life so annoying? He is just a naughty kid who doesn't know right from wrong.
Complete! Are there any extras?
Welcome Xiaojiang to his official return, and good luck to Qiu Wu. Happy ending! How many extra stories does Yanzhi plan to write?
You've made the wrong move. What awaits you is nothing but doom and gloom. The big bad guy is finally going offline.
The group portrait is great, thank you all brothers and sisters for coming to support our sect 😭
Hey, take it as my subscription fee
So excited! It's an old friend who's not dead!!!