[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Eat You Up and Get a Happy Ending

A corporate drone and graduate student wakes up to discover she has become the Ultimate Lifeform in the world of JoJo: Kars, and she's a woman now?!

But that's no big deal. She's invincible, after all!

Immortal and indestructible, beyond the comprehension of science and beyond the reach of gods!

No boss, no KPIs, no social obligations. At last, she can live freely and happily!

...Then she discovers that human society doesn't want her.

The Speedwagon Foundation puts her on its global most-wanted list!

Joseph Joestar tries to kill her every single day!

Her very existence is a world-class disaster!

Fine. If humans can't accept her, she'll find a companion who isn't human.

So she heads straight for the Atlantic and fishes out the vampire Dio Brando, who's been asleep for fifty years.

Premise: Take things one step at a time.