I transmigrated into an 18+ danmei novel from Huashi.
The good news: the male lead has four love interests, and you can take your pick.
The bad news: I'm not the protagonist.
I'm the wicked supporting male character who makes trouble for the male leads. But that's okay, because I know...
Male Lead 1 is the wicked supporting character's adopted older brother.
He's elegant and gentlemanly, calm and composed, and a widely admired young leader. The wicked supporting character is insanely jealous of him.
But in reality, he suffers from severe anxiety.
He even... cries uncontrollably.
Male Lead 2 is the student council president, so rigidly impartial that he takes everything to an extreme.
He's the pride of his parents, a top student at school, and a model of self-discipline.
But in reality, he's the exact opposite of someone pure and chaste.
Male Lead 3 is a beloved campus idol with an exceptionally friendly disposition.
But in reality, he's insecure and jealous.
He envies everyone equally. In private, he turns into a bitter, twisted hater and even keeps a little diary full of curses.
Male Lead 4 is a celebrated figure known for his arrogance, despite disappearing for long stretches at a time.
He's arrogant and looks down on everyone, often keeping himself apart from others because he can't stand any of them.
But in reality, he suffers from skin hunger.
Because he looks down on everyone, he can't bear to touch anyone, but the craving is so hard to endure that every night he can only hug a lifelike doll to ease his symptoms.
To get home, I have to keep playing the wicked supporting character, torment the male leads, and raise each of their humiliation scores to 100. So...
Before a major press conference, I stole Male Lead 1's speech.
After threatening him, I refused to give it back. Male Lead 1 immediately burst into uncontrollable tears right there.
I signed up on the website where Male Lead 2 plays a male bodhisattva and sent him a private message: I know who you are.
When Male Lead 2 thought I was a scammer, I simply told him his name.
When Male Lead 3 smiled brightly, I said to him, "You're actually jealous, aren't you?"
When he tried hard to keep it together, I went on: "Are you going to write another long post tonight?"
When Male Lead 4's skin hunger made him delirious, I said to him, "Don't you look down on me?"
When he couldn't help secretly rubbing his foot against me, I kicked him away and said, "Beg me."
I was doing great, steadily racking up the four male leads' humiliation scores. But then it got harder and harder to raise them.
Male Lead 1's eyes were red as tears streamed down his face, and he made a complete mess of himself. "Don't you like seeing me like this best?"
Male Lead 2 brought out five sets of male-bodhisattva outfits in different styles. "Which one do you want to see me wear first?"
Male Lead 3 put on a display of tea-art manipulation. "I know those shameless men are seducing you. It's fine, I won't be jealous. I just want to stay by your side."
Male Lead 4 knelt at my feet and begged, "Please, use me."
I thought it was ridiculous. But when the protagonist on the receiving end pinned me against a wall, I realized that even he wasn't acting right anymore.
His eyes were full of despair and madness. He leaned close to my ear, darkly obsessive and pitiful, and said, "Zhaozhao, why can you never see me?"
Me: ???
#Today, All I Want Is to Go Home#
Content warnings:
1. No picking a winner. There are separate endings in alternate routes.
2. The entire story is told in third person.
3. All the top characters are virgins. That's their finest dowry.
4. The protagonist is universally adored, so everyone will be in love with him. If that's not your thing, please steer clear.
5. Writing isn't easy. Please be kind to me.
Blurb screenshotted on 2025/12/15
Theme: Face the future bravely!
I didn't see it clearly at first, I thought it was a quick time travel thing, but I didn't expect it to be like time traveling in a book or something like that. It's such a pity. I feel like it would be very, very nice if I wrote a quick time travel story. There are more than 60 pictures, which is really not enough. But I hope that the boss will finish writing the script and start writing it soon [Cat Head]
It's so funny. I feel like this article should be tagged as lighthearted and funny. The last time I saw such a humorous article was from Majoko-kun ۶•͈⚇•͈♡
Big Throwing Brother finally appeared 🐰
Le, when will the Internet Huang brother appear [Spread flowers]
What a great art [vomiting blood] Goddess, I will always support you
This is what I like hahahaha
It's so frustrating, it turns out it was love at first sight, I didn't mean what I said (Tsundere version), I was absent-minded, come on, teacher, I will definitely return in triumph 🤩 😳
Finished spreading flowers 🤗🤗🤗 Thank you teacher for giving Zhaozhao a good ending! 🤩🤩🤩 Teacher, teacher, we like Zhaozhao, we like you 😚 😚 😚 See you in the extra chapter, see you in the next chapter 🐶🌹 [spreading flowers] [spreading flowers] [spreading flowers]
Today was supposed to be my final review, but I clicked on this novel and finished it in one breath ૮₍ɵ̷ɵ̷̥̥᷅₎ა
It's so fast 🥺, the teacher should write more articles 🐶🌹