I, Shaohan, a peerless genius who has practiced hard for thousands of years, was struck by a thunderstorm when I was ready to ascend to heaven, and I traveled through time.
His cultivation level was blocked and he couldn't understand the local language. It was a start of disaster.
When I didn't have enough to eat or sleep well, I met a person.
He kidnapped me, pushed me into the water, injected me with unknown liquid, and personally put me into someone else's arms.
Later, he took me home, kissed the top of my hair, and said he would be good to me forever.
Bah, scheming humans call kidnapping, adoption, bathing and vaccination, and ruarua cats by the way.
*
He named me Rice Ball, fed me cat food and cans that were said to be imported from abroad, and brought me a locator for fear that I would get lost.
But I am a cat demon, and these are of no use to me.
In desperation, I spent my magic power to entrust him with a dream.
In the dream, I transformed into a human being and said to him in the name of the cat god: "The rice ball doesn't want to eat cat food, and the water you feed is no longer sweet. The house is stuffy. You can send him back to the small garden."
He didn't send me back to the small garden. Instead, he cooked me kitty meals every day, fed me sweet water, and took me out to play from time to time.
I thought he was out of conscience, until I found a densely written diary on his bedside:
"I saw him again in my dream today. He said he wanted to eat fish for his rice balls."
"He is so good-looking. His eyelashes are so long and his waist is so thin. I must be in love. The rice ball is the fruit of our love. I will add a fish to the rice ball tomorrow."
"My brother asked me if I was in love because of my recent love affair. I said yes, my lover was in my dream."
"He thought I was joking. After I explained it to him, he sent me to a psychological counseling center. He must be the one who is sick!"
"The doctor said that I am delusional and a quack who talks nonsense. Don't you know that love knows no borders, let alone dimensions?"
"Some people love pieces of paper, some people love high intelligence, and some people love appearance, so from today on, please call me Dream Lover."
"..."
Me: Fellow Taoist, please wake up.
Wrapping my little vest tight. Jpg
1v1, HE, double first love.
Strange brain circuitry: human attack × dead pretending cat to suffer
Purpose: Don't daydream
