Rules for Wearing Books and Carrying Water

——Pre-receipt of new article "Cats Just Don't Understand"—— Xie Weijiu traveled through the book, into two novels he had written based on the same world view, and obtained two systems. System 1: Do you often feel sad about the story's be? Is Chang the protagonist filled with unreasonable indignation? Join forces with me and let them all surrender at your feet! Xie Weijiu understood in nine seconds: I want to be a villain. System 2: Sweet love makes you envious, but the talkative protagonist makes you scratch your head. Let us join this family together, give warmth to the protagonist, resolve their misunderstandings, and witness their happiness! Xie Weijiu had an epiphany: I still have to be a spare tire. So when one of the protagonists appears—— Villain System: Have you seen the protagonist suffer? Go up and whip him! Spare Tire System: Such a cute protagonist! Go and kiss, hug and lift high! Villain System: Beat him! Our goal is to defeat the protagonist! Spare Tire System: World Peace! Can't be radical! We must use love to influence everything! During the dispute between the two systems about whether they were kissing each other or loving each other, Xie Weijiu calmly patted the protagonist on the shoulder and asked: Do you know what father's love is? The protagonist humbly asks for advice:? Xie Weijiu: It is invisible, intangible, unusable, incomprehensible, and it has no logic. The protagonist seems to understand but not understand:? Xie Weijiu: So, I am your father. The protagonist becomes angry due to shame:? Xie Weijiu waved his hand and asked someone to send him a contract that would allow the protagonist to debut on the spot. The protagonist's eyes immediately lit up: "Father!" —— After the director's son returned to China, He Yuntang found that he could always hear some strange noises. Those voices said that this world is a novel world, and Xie Weijiu is the author of the novel. They also said that he was the main god because the system encountered a bug, but he was just a mortal and couldn't deal with it now, so they had to find a way to return him to the status of god. He Yuntang pondered for a long time and checked himself in the psychiatric department. It turned out that he was not sick and the voices he heard were not auditory hallucinations. For personal safety reasons, He Yuntang had to keep Xie Weijiu by his side, and left his last words in advance: As long as something happens to him, the murderer must be Xie Weijiu. At first, He Yuntang was worried: I want to see what kind of monster you want to be. Later, He Yuntang began to follow the system and pointed at the protagonist of the original book: scumbag, lowly sufferer, locked up respect. Later, He Yuntang began to dislike Xie Weijiu's attention being always attracted by the protagonist in his books: Forget about the protagonist's love, can you spend more time with me? *If you don't dismantle the original CP, a father's love will never change. *I'm on vacation and I'm always eating melons, I'm not just attacking × There are policies above and countermeasures below *1v1 is both physically and mentally clean, and cannot be broken down or reversed. ＊There is a trace of entertainment industry plot. ——Welcome to pre-order "Cats Just Don't Understand" Yu Yao is a cat demon. When he was ascending through the tribulation, he was hit by the thunder tribulation and hit the Heavenly Spirit Cap, and traveled through time. With his cultivation level blocked and the local language blocked, it was like a time-traveling experience. Fortunately, he was lucky and met a particularly kind human monk. Although this human always chattered a lot of words that he couldn't understand, he would feed him spiritual food, drink pure nectar for him, and help him build a cave. However, the good times did not last long, Renxiu suddenly showed his fierce look and kidnapped him. The cultivator imprisoned him, imprisoned him, tested him with medicine, put him in a water prison, polluted his aura, and even invited people to watch his embarrassment. Yu Yao's heart was filled with despair: You have to tuck your tail between your legs when you are living in another world. When I recover my cultivation, I will chop you into pieces and feed you to the cat. * Chu Ji discovered that there was an extra little milk cat in the community. It was neither noisy nor fussy when he was carrying it. It was cute and sympathetic. He built a cat nest for the kitten and went to feed the kitten goat milk and rice regardless of rain or shine. Seeing that the kitten was becoming more and more dear to him, he made up his mind to adopt it, so he sent the cat to the hospital in a cardboard box. Then he found that the kitten became more well-behaved when he knew that he would soon have a home. Don't eat snacks, don't scream when getting injections, don't run when taking a bath, don't make trouble when taking medicine. What a wonderful cat! As a result, the doctor did a bunch of tests and pushed up his glasses: "Mr. Chu, you have to be mentally prepared." Chu Ji:? The doctor made it final: Not only is it a picky eater, it is also mentally retarded. * Chu Ji dreamed for several days that a beautiful boy appeared in his home. He was good-looking and well-behaved. Even his hair was in line with his aesthetics. Spring is here, but it's easy to be restless. Chu Ji thought about it for a few days and decided to send the kittens he picked up to be neutered. The kitten that was picked up and could just understand human speech:? The kitten ran away, but came back and placed two flowers at the door of the house. Chu Ji played the emotional card wildly. After coaxing the kitten home, he turned his back on the cat and locked it up to guard it tightly, fearing that it would run away from home again. Then he watched his cat turn into the boy in his dream. The boy smiled coquettishly at him: Master, don't you recognize me? * Yu Yao recovered his cultivation and geared up to eat Chu Ji and make this stupid human pay the price. As a result, Chu Ji was overjoyed when he saw his body: You are the great cat god in my dream! Can I touch your tail? Yu Yao refused coldly: The tail is a private part and cannot be touched by others. Then his tail and ears popped out uncontrollably. Then, the cat that wanted to eat people was eventually eaten by people. #, A cat pretends to be dead, but the cat's tail will say it loves you. *1V1 mind and body sc, he *Happy escape from human attack x death by pretending to be a cat Purpose: Family harmony