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For some reason, Lawyer Higuruma was always worried about the single woman living next door.
The woman living alone was delicate and frail, and whenever she walked home at night, ill-intentioned men always followed her.
Even after noticing his help, she would thank him without a care in the world, then give him a soft smile.
Until one day, an unexpected rainstorm led him to step into her room
Why were his pictures covering the poor thing's home?!
Lawyer Higuruma: Could you tell me again the story about how you offended the young master of a powerful family and had no choice but to drift to Tokyo?
"Poor thing": It started when I smeared Naoya from head to toe with my tentacles, making him stand at attention in front of everyone...
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Cult Leader Geto hated monkeys.
One day, he stepped out from behind the screen, intending to swindle people out of their money and then take their lives.
But when he saw who had come, he froze on the spot.
It was this woman... She kept invading his dreams, doing all sorts of things to him, each time more outrageous and unrestrained than before!!
The nightmare sobbed: What should I do, Mr. Geto? My friend's teacher keeps looking at me more and more strangely, and even secretly holding my hand where no one else can see... Ever since my friend found out, the pressure around him has been getting heavier and heavier. It seems like he's planning something crazy... He used to be so sweet and pitiful, but now he's learning to use tears as a weapon...
Geto: Miss, I'm the leader of a cult, not a priest in a church. ^^
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With the help of a kind older sister, Megumi met his father, who had come back from the dead, and woke his sister from her coma.
His feelings for her grew day by day, until he could no longer hold them back.
He invited her on a secret date.
On the appointed day, the kind older sister came over with a bright smile and a wave, followed by a young man with a scar at the corner of his mouth.
She smiled at him apologetically, explaining that the family dog was just too clingy.
Megumi barely had time to process her calling a person a dog before he looked at his father's younger self, his eyes full of questions.
Megumi: Dad, I'm asking you to step aside and let me be with her.
Young Toji (from a parallel world): How rude. I'm still a virgin.
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At some point, Yuji began reliving every smile and frown of hers in his dreams.
He never did anything inappropriate.
Until one day, he came to his senses amid his desire and looked at the hand that had been misbehaving.
Yuji: Help, the King of Curses is using my body to pleasure himself!
Sukuna: Coward. You actually enjoy it.
Sukuna: But why do you like her?
Sukuna: Do you know how messed up she was in my era? I ate so many people, and it turned out they were all... her. Like some ghost that just wouldn't leave me alone, no matter how many times I ate her, she'd turn into someone else! Coming back to life herself would be one thing, but she can summon spirits, too! She's terrifying!
Yuji: I'm kind of shipping you two now.
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After traveling through time, Tiger Emperor hadn't even had a chance to show off before he realized that this world had developed differently from how he remembered. Someone else was the savior.
He watched the woman kiss the mushroom-haired undead on the forehead, introduce the boy with heavy bangs to Jujutsu High, play with curses, take his younger self out to eat, and watch as the King of Curses' mouth appeared in the pink-haired boy's palm and gave her a gentle lick...
The woman acted as if nothing had happened, but smiled and glanced in his direction.
It seemed she'd noticed him.
Now, should he
Run away, or compete for her affection?
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Iori once thought that he wished he could inherit his father's gentleness and kindness.
Instead, he inherited his father's "dead-fish eyes" and drooping eyes, as well as his mother's "brow-heavy eyes."
His features combined his parents' gloom and aggressiveness, giving him a gloomy, oppressive air.
No one liked him except his parents. He didn't like anyone, either.
Until he encountered the "abnormal." The woman traced the lines of his features and called him handsome.
He began to learn how to "like" someone.
But she also praised his father, still young and unmarried in this era. She grew close to the Heavenly Restriction, who had nothing. She punished the Zenin young master for acting out and getting jealous. She... looked at so many people.
He wasn't special.
He began to learn how to be "jealous."
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This is a clichéd, shameless harem love-triangle drama. It's full of twisted relationships, but the overall tone is pure, brainless wish fulfillment. My brain and my pants both flew away.
Inspiration archived on 2026.8.10.
I am not iivv, so OOC moments, personal settings, and my own interpretations are inevitable.
The main story's game has an open ending; the bonus chapters have the true ending.
Theme: I like your honesty about desire.
