Whenever she opened a door, she'd inevitably see the other person's naked body.
Whenever she tripped, she'd inevitably grab the other person's... you know.
Whenever she squeezed cream, it would accidentally spray all over someone. Whenever she tried to catch someone, she'd somehow pull their belt right off.
What was the point of a Nen ability like this, anyway...?
Imadegawa Yukie fell into deep thought.
Sooner or later, she'd end up in jail for sexual harassment. No question.
"Y-You woman! What are you trying to do to the boss?!" Phinks stood in front of Chrollo, ready to die. It was as if the slightest lapse in his vigilance would let this woman steal their most beloved boss's chastity.
"I'm not trying to do anything!" Imadegawa protested, flustered and angry. "What could I even do?! I've put up with you for long enough. I told you it was an accident. Stop looking at me like that!"
But before she could go on defending herself, someone tapped her shoulder. She turned around.
Shalnark pointed at her pocket, wearing an inscrutable smile.
"...What's that?"
She followed his gaze.
A corner of some unfamiliar fabric peeked out of her shallow women's pocket.
"..."
What kind of fabric was it?
Imadegawa's gaze darted around.
Well...
It was just a perfectly ordinary...
Freshly washed...
Laundry-detergent-scented...
Pair of underwear.
Yes! Men's underwear!
She hadn't put it away yet!
Imadegawa stifled a scream and instinctively shoved it farther into her pocket. Her movement only made the atmosphere even more awkward.
The Spiders stared at her in silence. The air seemed to freeze.
Phinks raised his arms even higher, looking like a mother hen protecting her chicks.
This might, possibly, perhaps, be...
Her face went blank as she frantically tried to calculate the odds of convincing them that she liked wearing men's underwear.
"I, well..." She swallowed.
"That's mine, isn't it?"
Chrollo lowered Phinks's arms and looked at her calmly.
"Would you care to explain?"
She could feel her pocket growing hot.
Question: Does committing a crime against a criminal gang count as a different kind of act of justice?
Theme: Nen ability, you've really put me through the wringer
